"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."
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gibbit, gibbits, house arrest, house arrests, arrest, arrests, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, cage, cages, house-arrest, house-arrests, imprisoned, domestic abuse, medieval punishment, medieval punishments, abusive relationship, abusive relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discipline"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
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criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, arrested, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, slap on the wrist, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, bad priorities, wrong priorities, lunch date, lunch dates, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, ny, nyc, new york city, new york, city hall"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."
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marriage, married life, married, wife, wives, husband, husbands, crime, criminal, criminals, crimes, criminal justice, law, police, police officer, officers, officer, cop, cops, arrest, arrested, arresting, arrests, nonchalant, nonchalance, unfased, unfazed, concerned, unconcerned, worried, not worried, trust, trusting, trusted, trusts, belief, believe, believes, faith, faithful, faithfulness, support, supportive, supports, verbal support"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, fingerprint, fingerprints, fingerprinting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, crime, smush, smushing, squish, squishing, hurt, pain, painful, booking, arresting, arrest, arrestsWho Wants To Be Regis?
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regis philbin, host, hosts, hosting, tv host, tv hosts, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, game show, game shows, game show host, game show hosts, hosting, arrest, arrests, arrested, final answer, catchphrase, catchphrases, murder, murders, murder trial, murder trials, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killing, capital punishment, death penalty"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"
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pretzel, pretzels, street food, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, street vendor, street vendors, caterer, caterers, catering, arrest, arrests, handcuff, handcuffs, incompetent, incompetence, bad food, improvise, improvising, improviser, improvisers, unprofessional, professionalism"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."
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confession, confessions, confess, confesses, confessed, confessing, cell, cells, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographer, autobiographers, cellmate, cellmates"The community refused my services."
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"I don't particularly enjoy this, but we're on dash cam and I look better when I smile."
Arresting Adam and Eve
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adam, eve, garden of eden, genesis, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, temptations, tempting, tempted, beat cop, beat cops, the fall, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, arrest, arrests, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, christian, christians, christianity, judaism, jew, jews"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrested, arrests, arresting, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, racial profile, racial profiles, racial profiling, accent, accents, region, regions, regional, racial issues, racial issue, racism, migrant, migrants, migration, america, the us, usa, donald trump, right to silence, miranda right, miranda rights, law enforcement, corrupt, corruption, police corruption"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arresting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, right, rights, custody, police custody, miranda rights, miranda warning, right to remain silent, reading, court, courts, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, media, news, newspaper, newspapers, periodical, periodicals, magazine, magazines, press, journalism, radio, television, t.v., tv, electronic, technology, technologies, future, invention, inventions, privacy, personal privacy, modern life"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
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white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, reception, receptionist, receptionists, waiting room, waiting rooms, arrest, arrests, under arrests, pass on the message, passing on the message, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, police officer, police officers, protocol, formal, formality, formalities, protocols"That's right—keep that same wistful smile we had on the profile!"
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