Arrests Cartoons

"He's long gone, sheriff - you'll never catch him."

"Eddie is under house arrest."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."

"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."

"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"

Who Wants To Be Regis?

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

"The community refused my services."

"Can you hear me now?"

"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."

"I don't particularly enjoy this, but we're on dash cam and I look better when I smile."

Arresting Adam and Eve

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

"Anything you say with an accent may be used against you."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"Hey everybody, Quigley is practicing his perp walk."

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

"That's right—keep that same wistful smile we had on the profile!"

"Except here it's always good cop, good cop."