Arrogant Cartoons

"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"

"So I like rutting. So sue me."

"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu

"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"I'm making this decision on principle, just to see how it feels."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

"I love the new me, Virginia."

"Whenever you're ready."

"People like you don't seem to realize that this precious environment of yours is very expensive to maintain."

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."

"Spare a little eye contact?"

"You jest."

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"With great ignorance comes great confidence."

"Quicksand or not, Barclay, I've half a mind to struggle."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"She's gotten really arrogant now that she has a stalker."

"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."

"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"

"Acting responsibly is below my pay grade."