"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisers"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."
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accountant, accounting, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, clients, client, business meeting, business meetings, interior design, interior designers, office design, office furniture, office furnishing, office art, art, modern art, contemporary art, art collection, art collections, corporate art, public art, office artwork, artwork, artworks, challenging art, eclectic art, eclectic taste, eclectic tastes, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, artist, artist, sculpture, sculptures, accountant office, accountant offices, pros and cons, decision, decisions"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."
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lucian freud, body image, famous artwork, famous artworks, famous art, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, impossible standards, body conscious, fat, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, beauty, standards, high standards, perceptions of beauty, portrait, portraits, painting, paintings, standards of beauty, high standards, artist model, artist models"Comfort food for the eyes."
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pierre bonnard, bonnard, post impressionist, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, post impressionism, artwork, artworks, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, painting, paintings, painter, painters, comfort food, culture, art museum, art museums, comfort food, comfort foods, art lover, art lovers"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."
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art, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, security, security guard, security guards, staff, guard, guards, job, jobs, work, motivation, lazy, no motivation, phoning it in, tired, no effort, no enthusiasm, noticed, notice, unnoticeableMasterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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masterpiece, masterpieces, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, museum, museums, golden age, golden ages, tax deductible, tax deduction, tax deductions, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, tax return, tax returns, tax, taxation, taxing"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, gossip, gossiping, artsy, fartsy, gallery opening, gallery openings, party, parties, women discussing men, woman, women, comment, comments, commenting, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, opinion, opinions"He's big, but he's no Chuck Close."
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photo realism, photo realistic, photo-realism, photo-realistic, photrealism, photorealistic, artist, aritists, famous artist, famous artists, painter, painter, famous painter, famous painters, modern art, large scale, large scale art, modern artist, modern artists, art gallery, art galleries, giant painting, giant painting, the bigger the better, art critic, art critics, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."
"Oh, good! This says the artists is poor."
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art, artist, artists, starving artist, starving artists, painting, paintings, modern art, abstract art, poor, poverty, impoverished, money, finances, art market, pretentious, value, art valuation, market value, artwork, artworks, label, labels, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitionsPolitician and Child
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artwork, classical art, madonna and child, michelangelo, famous artist, famous artists, cliche, cliches, politician, oliticians, art gallery, art galleries, political image, political campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, politicians kissing children, baby kissing, public support, baby-kissing, tradition, traditions, renaissance"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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art collection, art collections, art collector, art collectors, painting, paintings, horse, horses, horse riders, horse riders, horse riding, jockey, jockeys, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, damage, damage, crash, crashes, crashes, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed, museum, museum, art museum, art museums, curator, curators, museum curator, museum curators, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, property damage, insurance, insured, insurance policy, insurance policies, insured property, insured properties, property insurance, art insuranceA sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".
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museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, modern, gift, gifts, present, presents, sale, sales, fashion, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, clothes, clothing, master, masters, art, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artist, artists, sign, signs, consumerism"I think he was a celebrity."
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history, historical, historical figure, historical figures, art, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibit, art exhibition, art exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, military, royal, royalty, swordsman, swordsmen, entertainment, famous people, famous person, kid, kids, child, children, modern life"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"
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art, artist, artists, abstract art, art museum, art museums, art show, art shows, art gallery, art galleries, unimpressed, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, nag, nagging, art critic, art critics, artistic taste, hard to please, difficult to please"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
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mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresentBoy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
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modern art, abstract art, modern artists, modern artist, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art theft, plagiarism, fake, fakes, pretentious, pretentiousness, art student, art students, copycat, copycats, pretension, plagiarism, copying artwork, wasting time, postmodernism, contemporary art, modernism"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."
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