Art Galleries Cartoons

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."

"You can't hold yourself to those impossible standards."

"It's museum-store quality."

"Comfort food for the eyes."

"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."

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"You've got the wrong address, Mac."

"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

"He's big, but he's no Chuck Close."

"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."

"It's found crap."

"So Zeus was like their President Bill Clinton?"

"Oh, good! This says the artists is poor."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

Politician and Child

"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."