"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen
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The Meeting of the Mothers of Toulouse-Lautrec and Whistler
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God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
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"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms
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"Careful now. It's fragile."
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
The Judgment of Paris
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"M. Duchamp, 1912"
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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
Monet in the '90s.
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"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"
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"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."
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"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."
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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
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"He Does Have A Point."
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Sunrise on Mount Hibachi
American Gothic: I Love NY
"I just wish I could loosen up like you."
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
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"Same time tomorrow."