"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, paint, painting, art, arts, artist, artistic, painter, painters, cave painting"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, politics, politician, politicians, politically, politics, washington, washington dc, capitol, white house, congress, senators, senate"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
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law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agencyThe Great Screen Of Japan
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, unpublished, unsuccessful, discount, discounted, cheap, critic, critics"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, benefit, benefits, medical, dental, insurance, insured, severance, free, freebies, bonus, bonuses, dental, medical, new job, new career, wait a second, personnel, human resources, hr, laureate, poet laureate, corporate, corporations, businessmen"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, audio book, audio books, bookstore, book store, bookshop, book shop, literal, play on words, word play, word-playEttore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, toast, toasted, toaster, bread, breads, loaf of, loaf, loaves, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
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roman, romans, rome, ancient, ancients, ancient rome, ancient italy, ancient romans, emperor, commission, commissioned, chisel, chiseling, chiseled, artisan, artisans, random, randomly, thoughts, sharing, shares, ancient history, historical, artistic"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
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