Artwork Cartoons

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."

"Comfort food for the eyes."

Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

Lifeguard for Art Sellers

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Sexy, but safe-sexy."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."

The TROU of the Baroque

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"Oh, good! This says the artists is poor."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"Maybe you could make the hunter more likable."

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

"So much for kinetic art, eh, Leo?"

"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"

Politician and Child