"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, cubism, abstract, abstract expressionism, neo-expressionism, surrealism, cubist, cubists, surrealist, surrealists, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, in, out, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
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art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisers"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, art, artist, artists, artwork, canvas, paint, paints, painting, paintings, painter, painters, interior decorating, interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, hedge-fund, bank, banker, banks, bankers, banking"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."
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accountant, accounting, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, clients, client, business meeting, business meetings, interior design, interior designers, office design, office furniture, office furnishing, office art, art, modern art, contemporary art, art collection, art collections, corporate art, public art, office artwork, artwork, artworks, challenging art, eclectic art, eclectic taste, eclectic tastes, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, artist, artist, sculpture, sculptures, accountant office, accountant offices, pros and cons, decision, decisions"Comfort food for the eyes."
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pierre bonnard, bonnard, post impressionist, post-impressionist, post-impressionism, post impressionism, artwork, artworks, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, painting, paintings, painter, painters, comfort food, culture, art museum, art museums, comfort food, comfort foods, art lover, art loversMasterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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masterpiece, masterpieces, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, museum, museums, golden age, golden ages, tax deductible, tax deduction, tax deductions, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, tax return, tax returns, tax, taxation, taxingAn artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, abstract art, modern art"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, gossip, gossiping, artsy, fartsy, gallery opening, gallery openings, party, parties, women discussing men, woman, women, comment, comments, commenting, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, opinion, opinions"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industry"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
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art, artwork, work of art, works of art, artist, artists, realist, painter, painters, painting, paintings, modern art, neoclassicism, art museum, museum of fine art, art show, art shows, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."
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art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, rich, wealth, wealthy, money, expensive, expensive taste, expensive tastes, pay, price, prices, pricey, millions, millionaire, millionaires, piece, pieces, sale, buyer, buyers, criticising, criticizing, critical, critic, critics, investment, investor, investors, investingThe TROU of the Baroque
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art, architecture, music, artist, artists, architectural, musician, musicians, paint, painter, painters, painting, paintings, artwork, work of art, works of art, architect, architects, museum, museums, pants, trousers, fashion, fashions, style, styles, stylish, fashionable, fashionista, fashionistas, trend, trends, trendy, clothes, clothing, history, baroque"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."
"Oh, good! This says the artists is poor."
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art, artist, artists, starving artist, starving artists, painting, paintings, modern art, abstract art, poor, poverty, impoverished, money, finances, art market, pretentious, value, art valuation, market value, artwork, artworks, label, labels, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions"Maybe you could make the hunter more likable."
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neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, cave dweller, cave dwellers, prehistoric man, early man, stone age, the stone age, cave painting, cave paintings, cave painter, cave painters, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, critic, critics, art critic, art critics, unlikable, likeability, lascaux"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."
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cocktail party, cocktail parties, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, trip, trips, regional, culture, cultural, rich people, rich, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, paintings, work of art, artwork, fajita, fajitas, food, foods"So much for kinetic art, eh, Leo?"
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modern art, kinetic art, modern artist, modern artist, modern artists, futurist, futurists, futurism, modernism, modernist, modernists, inventor, inventors, avant garde, abstract art, abstract artists, sculptor, sculptors, kinetic energy, artwork, artworks, mishap, mishaps, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, regretful"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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mesoamerican culture, mesoamerican cultures, aztec, mayan, mayans, maya, aztecs, olmec, olmecs, toltec, toltecs, olmecs, olmec, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist attraction, artwork, ruin, ruins, tour book, tour books, tour guide, tour guides, archaeological site, archeological sitePolitician and Child
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