"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
Ask me about my thick neck.
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"But I already asked the other parent company. They told me to ask you."
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"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"
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"Go ask your search engine."
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"See? It never hurts to ask."
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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
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The Wunderkind At Work
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Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.
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"Nothing personal, Dad, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask too many questions about my boys' club."
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"I'm sorry, but you're asking a question that's above my salary level."