"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."
"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
Tags:long-term care, long term care, insurance, mafia, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, medical care, hit, hits, assassination, assassinations, assassin, assassins, mobster, mobsters, insurance company, insurance companies, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs
"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."
"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."
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"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
Tags:attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back
"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."
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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."
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Aiming the Head
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"Make it look like natural selection."
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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Tags:sleeping, sleeping with the fishes, concrete, concrete shoes, shoes, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, hit, hit man, hitman, hit men, hitmen, contract killer, kill, killer, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lamp shade, hired killer, contract, hired, hired gun, decor, decorate, decoration, decorating, interior design, interior decor, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations
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"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."
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My Son the Hit Man.
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, hit-man, hit-men, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, career path, career paths, career, careers, family life, proud parent, proud parents, disappointed parent, disappointed parents, crimes, criminal career, criminal careers
"Did you remember to kill the Petersens?"
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"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."
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"The 'Sixties was era of great tragedies, son: The Kennedy Assasination, Martin and Malcom, the Vietnam War, Dylan goin' electric in '65..."
"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
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"The President definitely shot Carl, but they say there was a second gunman."
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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
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"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."
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"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."
"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"
"I don't like to get involved in these things, but, because of your many years of service I wanted to shoot you myself."
Tags:office, offices, executive, executives, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, murder, murderer, murderers, shoot, shooting, shootings, assassination, assassinations, assassinate, assassin, assassins, boss, bosses, ceo, unhappy employee, unhappy employees, threat, threats, threaten, gun, guns, gun control, violent, violence