Assassination Cartoons

Assassination Cartoons

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"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

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"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."

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"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

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"We're good."

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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

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Fallout

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"Make it look like natural selection."

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The Assassin

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"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

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"The 'Sixties was era of great tragedies, son: The Kennedy Assasination, Martin and Malcom, the Vietnam War, Dylan goin' electric in '65..."

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"The President definitely shot Carl, but they say there was a second gunman."

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"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."

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My Son the Hit Man.

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"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."

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"Violence horrifies me. I go no further than character assassination."

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"Violence horrifies me. I go no further than character assassination."

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"I don't like to get involved in these things, but, because of your many years of service I wanted to shoot you myself."

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"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

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"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."

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"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

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"Did you remember to kill the Petersens?"

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"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."

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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

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Aiming the Head

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