"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."
"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
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"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."
"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."
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Aiming the Head
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"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
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Tags:jackie, jackie kennedy, jaqueline kennedy onassis, memorabilia, sacrifice, sacrifices, priority, priorities, kennedy, kennedy assassination, jfk, john f. kennedy, assassination, assassinations, capitalize, capitalizes, capitalizing, capitalise, capitalises, capitalising, capitalisation, capitalization, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, tragedy, tragedies, priority, priorities
"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."
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My Son the Hit Man.
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"Did you remember to kill the Petersens?"
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"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."
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"The 'Sixties was era of great tragedies, son: The Kennedy Assasination, Martin and Malcom, the Vietnam War, Dylan goin' electric in '65..."
"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
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"The President definitely shot Carl, but they say there was a second gunman."
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"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
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"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."
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"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."
"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"
"I don't like to get involved in these things, but, because of your many years of service I wanted to shoot you myself."
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"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"
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"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
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