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Assistance Cartoons
Assistance cartoon 1 of 26
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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collate, collates, collating, clerk, clerks, abstract, abstract art, geometry, order, orders, ordering, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, assistance, admin, administrative duty, administrative duties, administrative work, office, office work, office worker, delegate, delegates, delegatingAssistance cartoon 2 of 26
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problemsAssistance cartoon 3 of 26
A child carries a queen's train in a shirt labeled "Staff".
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king, kings, queen, queens, train, trains, royal, royals, royalty, cape, capes, staff, staffs, staff shirt, staff shirts, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, assistant, assistants, assistance, underling, underlingsAssistance cartoon 4 of 26
Nordic Trak Reading Machine
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fitness, gym, gyms, gym machine, exercise, exercises, exercising, machine, machines, exercise machine, exercise machines, gym machine, gym machines, nordic, read, reading, distraction, distractions, focus, focusing, focussing, reader, readers, excuse, excuses, invention, inventions, complicated, complex, book, books, bookish, book worm, book lover, book worms, book lovers, modern, modern life, assisted, assisted living, assistance, tech, technology, technological, technological advances, future, futuristic, futurism, literature, literaturesAssistance cartoon 5 of 26
"No—a bigger box."
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secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, assistant, assistance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, murder, murders, murdering, cover-up, covering up, covers up, hide the body, hiding the body, casket, caskets, shooting, shootings, workplace shooting, workplace shootings, guilt, guilty, coverup, coverups, underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate cultureAssistance cartoon 6 of 26
"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."
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phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, screen, screens, screening, screener, screeners, secretary, secretaries, boss, bosses, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, assistant, assistance, chat, chats, chatting, talk, talks, talking, office manager, office managers, business call, business calls, caller, callers, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, lie, lies, lying, liar, liarsAssistance cartoon 7 of 26
"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"
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anniversary, anniversaries, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, singalong, singalongs, singing along, harmony, harmonies, harmonize, harmonizes, harmonizing, harmonise, harmonises, harmonising, dylan, bob dylan, office assistant, office assistants, assistance, assistant, assistantsAssistance cartoon 8 of 26
"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."
Assistance cartoon 9 of 26
"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"
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secretaries, executives, phrases, memory, problems, memory problem, memory problems, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, refresher, refreshers, secretary, secretaries, ceo, ceos, useless, uselessness, personal assistant, personal assistants, assistant, assistants, assistance, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, spacy, spacey, spaced out, space cadet, space cadets, bumble, bumbles, bumbling, mankoffAssistance cartoon 10 of 26
"I came the minute I heard!"
Assistance cartoon 11 of 26
"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"
Assistance cartoon 12 of 26
"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
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phone, phones, phone menu, phone menus, automation, automated, automated menu, automated menus, touch tone, touch tone phone, touch tone phones, pound sign, pound signs, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, office assistant, office assistants, customer service, customer service representative, customer service representatives, assistanceAssistance cartoon 13 of 26
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
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assistant, assistance, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, head, headache, headaches, head injury, head injuries, head trauma, head traumas, trauma, traumas, oblivious, obliviousness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, help, helps, helping, emergency, emergency room, emergency rooms, injury, injuries, a&e, accident and emergencyAssistance cartoon 14 of 26
"Davis, come in here and take a bullet."
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violence, executives, crime, assistant, assistance, personal assistant, personal assistants, secretary, secretaries, self-sacrifice, self-sacrifices, self-sacrificing, gunpoint, held up, hold up, holds up, holding up, take a bullet, takes a bullet, taking a bullet, entitled, entitlement, boss, bosses, big boss, big bosses, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, mankoffAssistance cartoon 15 of 26
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
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pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatups, line, lines, assistance, run, runs, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, runner, runners, jogger, joggers, jogging, cheesy, cheesiness, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, wildlife, squirrel, squirrelsAssistance cartoon 16 of 26
"Well, I guess that proves it. Seeing Eye kangaroos are not the answer."
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kangaroo, kangaroos, blind, blindness, sightless, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, marsupial, marsupials, down under, australia, australian, australians, aussie, aussies, solution, solutions, disobedient, disobedience, guide dog, guide dogs, guide animal, guide animals, assistance, assistance animal, assistance animals, flaw, flaws, flawed, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking throughAssistance cartoon 17 of 26
The White House: Some Assembly Required.
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the white house, white house, president, american president, president's house, the president's house, box, boxes, toy, toys, diy, assemble, assembly, assembling, require, requires, requirement, requirements, component, components, help, assistant, assistance, instruction, instructions, kit, kits, useless, guiadance, guide, guides, kit, kits, build, builds, building, buildingsAssistance cartoon 18 of 26
Beirut Ribbon
Assistance cartoon 19 of 26
"I need some assistance here."
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dog, dogs, pup, pups, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog food, meat, meat grinder, meat grinding, assist, assisting, assistance, meal prep, meal preparation, cook, cooking, short, too short, small, too small, responsible, responsibility, maturity, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphizeAssistance cartoon 20 of 26
"Let's ask for directions."
Assistance cartoon 21 of 26
"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."
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complain, complains, complaining, complaints, customer service, customer services, assistant, assistance, unrealistic, unreasonable, unaccommodating, expectation, expectations, high expectations, standard, standards, high standards, unrealistic expectations, date, dating, dating problems, relationship problems, picky, fussy, critical, uncommitted, commitment problems, issue, issues, commitment issuesAssistance cartoon 22 of 26
"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"
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monk, monks, meditate, meditation, meditating, intern, interns, internship, internships, field, fields, fielding, corporate, corporation, corporate ladder, ladder, corporate hierarchy, hierarchy, assist, assistance, assisting, seek, seeks, seeking, cliff top, cliff tops, contract, contracts, guru, gurus, enlightenment, enlighten, enlightening, delegate, delegating, delegation, manager, managers, management, wisdomAssistance cartoon 23 of 26
Dog rescues cat from tree.
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dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, dream job, dream jobs, ideal job, ideal jobs, rescue, rescues, rescued, rescuing, cat in a tree, cats in trees, help, helping, carer, carers, caring, assist, assisting, assistance, stuck, cherry picker, aerial work platform, aerial work platforms, aerial device, elevating work platform, bucket truck, mobile elevating work platform, aerial devices, elevating work platforms, bucket trucks, mobile elevating work platformsAssistance cartoon 24 of 26
"Are we allowed to pray?"
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math, maths, mathematics, equation, equations, algebra, algebraic equation, algebraic equations, divide, dividing, division, confused, confusion, difficult, difficulty, pray, prays, praying, permission, seek permission, help, helps, helping, assistance, assisting, belief, believe, believing, self-beliefAssistance cartoon 25 of 26
"If you require more immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
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assistance, assisting, immediate assistance, assist, help, helping, asking for help, automated helpline, automated helpline, helpline, helplines, keyboard, keyboards, ound sign, hash key, #, alt button, alt buttons, unhelpful, not helpful, voice recognition, voice recognition technology, interactive voice response, ivr, hr, hr department, hr departmentsMore cartoons with the keyword 'assistance'