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Assumptions Cartoons

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"How is it gendered?"

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Overprivileged Checking

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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

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"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

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"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

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"I think I can speak for an entire generation when I say I'm either in my thirties or in my forties."

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"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

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"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."

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"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

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The Lost Contact Lenses of the Gods

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"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."

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"Oh God. More condoms."

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"It's a coming of old age story."

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"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

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Stout Cortez and Some Wild Surmises

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"My wife's in the bedroom."

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"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

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Third-Floor Rapunzel

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"Weltschmerz? Is that like the flu?"

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"By the way you stand, I guessed you were a dancer."

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"I don't have a single complaint about my treatment by the media."

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