"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
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"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
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An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.
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You must be this tall.
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"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
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"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
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"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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"This is a spaceman and a spacewoman on a spacewalk. This isn't a spacedate."
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"So much for finding intelligent life."
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"Oh, is that today?"
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First Cynic in Space
"We're happy to announce that we will once again send a man to space; we're even happier to announce that that man in Justin Bieber."
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"I'd like to explore the future market."
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Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.
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"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."
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The First Black Man on the Moon
An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.
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"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"
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"In space, no one can tell you're fat."
"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
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