"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
Chinese Carryout
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space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."
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space, outer space, science, planet, planets, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, nasa, n.a.s.a., national aeronautics and space administration, space exploration, home, homes, house, houses, new, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, moving, fine, alright, ok, o.k., real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, opinion, opinions, unimpressed, unimpressive, man on the moonAn astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.
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high gravity, train, trains, training, astronaut, astronauts, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog behavior, dog behaviors, window, windows, rolled down window, rolled down windows, rotate, rotates, rotating, centrifuge, centrifugal force, centrifugal forces, car ride, car rides, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, g-force, g-forces, rotate, rotates, rotating, pet, petsYou must be this tall.
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nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, space force, spaceforce, n.a.s.a., ride, rides, amusement park, amusement, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, theme-parks, theme-park, space, spaceship, ships, rocket, rockets, space ship, spaceships, space ships, space craft, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spacecrafts, you must be this tall, height, heights, height limits, minimum, minimum height, astronaut, astronauts, cosmonaut, cosmonauts"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
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perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties"It'll be more than just a space achievement, Larry. It'll be a symbol to the world of our abundant way of life."
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achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, success, space, outer space, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, scientist, scientists, science, engineer, engineers, symbol, symbols, symbolic, way of life, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, spaceship, spaceships, space launch, space launches, astronaut, astronauts, launching, showing off, showoff, showoffs, show-off, show-offs"Bye-bye, Grandma."
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grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, burial, burials, bury, buries, burying, modern life, modern times, trend, trends, funeral, funerals, sendoff, sendoffs, send-off, send-offs, cremation, cremate, cremates, blast off, blasts off, blasting off, rocket, rockets, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, goodbye, goodbyes, saying goodbye"I guess we didn't really think about the prospect of her burning up upon re-entry."
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hey diddle diddle, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, the cow jumped over the moon, space travel, physics, physicist, physicists, space exploration, astronaut, astronauts, failed experiment, failed experiments, test flight, test flights, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, oversight, oversighjts, cow, cows, cattle"This is a spaceman and a spacewoman on a spacewalk. This isn't a spacedate."
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astronaut, astronauts, space station, international space station, satellite, satellites, space walk, space walks, space ship, space ships, spaceman, spacemen, spacewoman, spacemen, date, dates, not a date, misconstrue, misconstruing, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, friend zone, friend zoned, friend-zone, friend-zoned, spacewalk, spacewalks, untethered spacewalk, untethered spacewalks"So much for finding intelligent life."
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astronaut, astronauts, space, space travel, moon, the moons, moon, aliens, alien, intelligent life, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial life, banjo, banjos, banjo player, banjo players, clawhammer, bluegrass, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, disappoint, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs"Oh, is that today?"
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national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, outerspace, spacesuit, spacesuits, helmet, helmets, spaceship, spaceship, space shuttle, space shuttles, take-off, blast-off, takeoff, launch, launches, launching, launch day, science, unprepared, unready, not prepared, not ready, caught off guard, underdressed, under-dressed, forgot, careless, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, important, big day, work, job, career, space travel"We're happy to announce that we will once again send a man to space; we're even happier to announce that that man in Justin Bieber."
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justin bieber, astronaut, astronauts, pop star, pop stars, pop singer, pop singer, pop music, pop, nasa, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritated, irritating, grating, personality, personalities, celebrity, celebrity culture, demographic, demographics, create interest, creates interest, creating interest, space program, outer space"I'd like to explore the future market."
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futures market, science fiction, scifi, sci fi, sci-fi, astronaut, astronauts, spaceman, spacemen, time travel, time traveller, time travellers, the future, auction market, auction markets, trader, traders, futures contract, futures contracts, futures markets, futures exchange, futures exchanges, stock market, stocks and sharesMoon Vacuuming
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vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, astronaut, astronauts, moon, lunar mission, moon mission, moon missions, lunar mission, space travel, space exploration, space travels, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."
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old age, old man, old men, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, retired, retire, retirement, age, aging, ageing, drive, driving, driver, drivers, astronaut, astronauts, space, outer space, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, turn signal, turn signals, blinker, blinkers, science, scientist, scientists, explorer, explorers, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, senator, senators, history, congress, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, rocket, rockets, rocketship, rocketshipsAn astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.
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desert, deserts, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, astronaut, astronauts, moon landing, moon landings, unexpected, man on the moon, space, space explorer, space explorers, space exploration, first man on the moon, dehydrated, water, search for water, searching for water, life on other planets, alien life, aliens, alien"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"
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space, space exploration, exploring space, outer space, astronaut, astronauts, scientist, scientists, researcher, researchers, planet, planets, mars, life on mars, rock, rocks, life, sample, samples, national aeronautics and space administration, nasa, attacking, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, sci-fi, science fiction, escaping, doubt, doubts, discovery, discoveries, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians"In space, no one can tell you're fat."
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space, astronaut, astronauts, fat, obesity, obese, disguise, disguised, disguises, weight, vanity, self image, self-image, body image, body-image, vain, vanity, trick, illusion, illusions, hide, hiding, can't tell, body type, body-type"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."
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