Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs
"I sell space."
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"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
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“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”
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"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
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Our Yuppie Dad
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"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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The end of the solar system
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"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"
"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."
Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."
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"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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"I just discovered another starbucks."
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"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
My dinner with Andromeda
After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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Moon With The Lights Off/Moon With The Lights On
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
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"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."
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