Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs
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sunrises, sunrise, sunset, sunsets, noon, time, time of day, dawn, dusk, sun, sun dial, sun dials, sign, signage, signs, path, paths, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, position of the sun, decision, decisions, clock, clocks, timepiece, timepieces, sign post, sign posts"I sell space."
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space, rich, riches, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, rich people, upper class, upper classes, stars, stargaze, stargazes, stargazing, sales, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, wealthy elite, cocktail party, cocktail parties, pickup line, pickup lines, flex, flexes, flexing, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
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space, outer space, in space, moon, moon landing, science, scientific, scientists, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, scientist, physics, astrophysics, astronomy, astrology, atmosphere, situation comedy, wind, wind chimes, vacuum, space suit, space ship, porch, porches, star, stars"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probesAstrological accidents.
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accident, accidents, circle, horoscope, horoscopes, zodiac, zodiacs, zodiac sign, zodiac signs, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, astrological sign, astrological signs, aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisces, constellation, constellations, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers“Well, whatever it is, it’s within a stone’s throw of the Big Bang.”
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, space ship, space ships, space, space travel, observation, observations, space exploration, scientist, scientists, astrobiologist, astrobiology, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, science, scientist, scientists, television, television characters, television character, children’s television, children’s television character, children’s television characters, big bang, big bang theory, broadcast, broadcasts, proximity, close, closeness"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
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night sky, the night sky, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, observatory, observatories, restaurant, four stars, four star rating, four star ratings, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, natural beauty, starry night, starry nights, clear night, clear nights, four star restaurant, four star restaurants"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wonderingOur Yuppie Dad
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yuppie, yuppies, upper class, upper classes, middle class, middle classes, suspenders, orion, orion's belt, orions belt, fashion choice, fashion choices, star, stars, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, parent, parents, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathers, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, affluent, affluence"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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moon, the moon, full moon, the full moon, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, moon cycle, the moon cycle, moon phases, fake, fakes, trick, tricks, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, by the book"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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cake, cakes, bake, bakes, baking, bakery, bakeries, baker, bakers, home cook, home cooks, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, black hole, black holes, astronomy, astronomer, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, potluck, bring and share, potluck party, potluck parties, faux pas, dessert, desserts, overbake, overbakes, overbaked, overcook, overcooks, overcooking, party, parties, partyingScience And Religion
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heaven, heavenly, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, hand of god, finger of god, godhand, science, scientific, scientists, innovation, discovery, exploration, invention, telescope, telescopes, observatory, observatories, sky, skies, nightsky, night skiy, night sky, nightskies, star, stars, astronomy, universe, universes, galaxy, galaxies, held back, holding back, holding you backThe end of the solar system
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solar system, sun, suns, planet, planets, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, science, sciences, astro-physics, science nerd, science nerds, dinners ready, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, teenager, teen, teens, parenting, parent, parents, parenthood, end, end of the world, endings, death, dying sun, orbit, out of orbit, red giant, red giants, planetary system, planetary systems, sun, son, suns, sons, pun, puns, wordplay, play on wordsSpud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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neptune, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, moon, moons, spud, spuds, potato, potatoes, moon name, moon names, naming moons, neptunes moons, neptune's moons, discovery, discoveries, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientist, scientists, astrophysics, physics, physicist, physicists, patience"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
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science, scientific, vague, theory, theorising, theories, theoretical, oddball, odd ball, scientists, professors, professor, the unknown, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, the unknown, unknown, space, astronomy, astronomical, physics, astro, astrophysics, dark matter, deep space, smell, smells, making the best of a bad situationBIG BANG COMIX
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science, scientific, astronomy, physics, big bang, big bang theory, theory, theories, universe, space, outer space, nothing, empty, blank, emptiness, explosion, explosions, exploding, planet, planets, star, stars, solar system, evolution, cosmic, origin, origins, origin story, origin stories, comic, comics, comic strip, comic strips, creation, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."
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mobster, mobsters, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, alibis, alibi, alias, aliases, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, star, stars, constellation, constellations, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, organized crime, organised crime, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, scorpion, nickname, nicknames"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
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tortoise, tortoises, upsidedown, upside down, upside-down, tortoise shell, tortoise shells, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, hero worship, mix up, mix ups, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, falling over, fallen over, accident, accidents, happy accident, happy accidents, turtle, turtles, physicist, physicists, physics, scientist, scientists"I just discovered another starbucks."
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coffee chain, coffee chains, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, discovery, discoveries, chain, chains, retailer, retailers, star, stars, new star, new stars"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."