Athletes Cartoons

Athletes Cartoons

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Athletes cartoon

"There's your problem."

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"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"

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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

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It's just a game vs. get real.

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"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

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Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

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A football player catching a turkey

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"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

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"That ought to shut my mother up."

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It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

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"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."

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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

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"This has always been a popular spot with the sports crowd."

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"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

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"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

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"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

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"Then don't do that."

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"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."

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"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

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"I understand she's been training in China.''

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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

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"Of course, he was already very good at Frisbee before steroids."

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"To paraphrase the great Vince Lombardi, packaging isn't everything, it's the only thing."

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"He blames the players and the owners and hasn't forgiven either one."

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"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

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