"Mom, Dad's been on eBay again!"
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."
Atlas holds up a football.
Atlas Remembers Leg Day
'Your Caption Here'
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Watching Your Step
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"At least let me carry the groceries."
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"Do you have any other strengths?"
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A US solider supports the world like Atlas.
"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."
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Atlas' Exercise Machine
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Atlas balancing a beach ball on his shoulders.
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Atlas' man bun
A military leader lies dead with a pin in his back
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Trump's known world 2018
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Atlas remembers leg day
A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.
"Somebody's got to do it."
Let's revisit Atlas' punishment