Attack Cartoons

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40504
High Res:
1992x1541 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners

"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC41233
High Res:
2000x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime boss, crime bosses, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, ddos, denial of service, attack, attacks, attacking, website, websites, cyber crime, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, hit, hits, hit job, hit jobs, whack, whacked, modern world, modern times, modern life, web address, web addresses, web site, web sites, harm, harms, harming, online presence, online presences, threaten, threatens, threatening, extort, extortion, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation

"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC133032
High Res:
4603x2770 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving

"Now you've got the hang of it!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC133543
High Res:
3161x3197 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, snake, snakes, scare, scary, bite, bitten, snake bite, snake bites, snakebite, snakebites, poison, poisoned, poisonous, venom, venomous, strike, attack, dead, death, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, motherhood, fatherhood, proud parent, proud parents, son, sons, daughter, daughter, teacher, teachers, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, get the hang of it, got the hang of it

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC131545
High Res:
4599x3270 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, monarch, monarchs, medieval, defense, defence, castle, castles, fort, forts, attack, attacks, invade, invasion, invasions, invading, invaded, siege, sieges, besieged, fair, unfair, unjust, unbalanced, payroll, payrolls, corporate, corporation, business, businesses, games, games, salary, salaries, employee, employees, knight, knights, army, armies, soldier, soldiers, modern, history, contrast, comparison, comparing

"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC29026
High Res:
2155x1672 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
guard, guarding, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, guard duty, attack, attacking, attack dog, attack dogs, litigation, law, laws, legal, legal action, crime, crimes, criminal, lawyer, lawyers, prosecution, prosecutions, prosecute, indictment, talented, action, charge, talent, unrealistic, pet, pets

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC131425
High Res:
2880x3012 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attack, attacks, monster, monster, creature, creatures, zombie, zombies, wife, wives, married life, marriage, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, nag, nagging, argument, arguments, woman, women, girlfriend, girlfriends, female, females, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, film, films, movie, movies, small, short, tiny, home, home life

"He tells it like it is."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC143387
High Res:
3088x2594 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
billboard, politics, political, sheep, wolf, wolves, politicians, admiration, admire, tells it like it is, trump, going to eat you, donald trump, president, senator, senate, member of parliament, attack, danger, dangerous, honesty, honest, herd, pack, herds, packs, republican, democrat, party, conservative, labour, liberal, corrupt, corruption, predator, predators, politician, politicians, compliment, compliments, campaign, campaigns, political

"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134441
High Res:
3128x2322 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, business men, businessmen, business man, businessman, snake, brief case, briefcase, briefcases, brief cases, visual gag, visual humour, sight gag, sight humour, simple, simple joke, attack, attacks, attacked

"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC143943
High Res:
2211x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
war, wars, fight, fighting, fights, attack, offensive, offensives, cats, cat, kitten, kittens, war crime, war crimes, weapon, weapons, arms, arm, armed, arming, attacks, attacking, mercy, merciful, final option, weapon of war, geneva convention, geneva conventions, contrasting, contrast, final resort, resorting, violence, violent, general, generals, leader, military, army, armies, militaries, pet, pets, feline, felines

"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC138328
High Res:
2990x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks

"How much ground do you want to stand?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC136074
High Res:
5227x3583 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gun, guns, gun law, shoot, shooting, rifle, rifles, automatic, automatic rifles, semi-automatic, stand your ground, state, stand your ground state, aggressive, defense, defence, stand your ground law, stand-your-ground, law, laws, travyon martin, george zimmerman, offense, attack, attacking, overkill, over the top, ott, sarcasm, regulation, regulations, gun regulations

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC138653
High Res:
3054x2541 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
elephant, elephants, mob, mobster, gangster, gangsters, gangs, mobsters, al capone, threat, threatening, angry, anger, angered, rage, enraged, beat up, beat, attack, attacking, guard, protection, guards, threats, scare, scaring, scared, scares, scary, mafia, cartel, mafias, cartels, triad, triads

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
Search ID:
CC122622
High Res:
3419x3246 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, shark, sharks, talking animal, talking animals, sunblock, sunscreen, smell, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, attack, attacks, shark attack, shark attacks, danger, dangerous, word play, wordplay, cliche, cliches, morning, beach, beaches

"It looks like we can't expect much in the way of benign guidance."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400050
High Res:
2505x3597 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
aliens, alien, martian, martians, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, flying saucer, flying saucers, spaceship, spaceships, motherboard, mothership, alien takeover, attack, attacked, destruction, destroy, destroyed, melt, melted, melting, death, dead, dying, mass murder, abduction, abducting, evil, alternate universe, parallel universe, fantasy, fantasies, nightmare, sci-fi, sci fi, science, science fiction

"The butterflies are merciless today!"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC36323
High Res:
2936x2408 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, insect, insects, big, bugs, butterfly, butterflies, attack, attacking, merciless, brutal, violent, violence, problem, problems, swarm, swarms, swarming, kaleidoscope

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Artist:
Caldwell, John
Search ID:
NL700029
High Res:
1589x1205 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marsupial, martial arts, kangaroo, kangaroos, fight, australia, the outback, outback, aussie, aussies, australasia, strong animal, animal, strong animals, animals, mammal, mammals, attack, animal attack, nature, zoo, zoologist, science, scientist, scientists, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists

"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC70314
High Res:
2000x1543 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
politician, politicians, politics, political, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, political party, political parties, primary election, primary elections, general election, general elections, governing, governance, political platform, political platforms, political position, political positions, pillage, pillager, pillages, plunder, plunderer, plunderers, barbarian, barbarians, attack, attacks, war, wars, siege, sieges, battle, battles, invasion, invasions, invade, moderate, moderation, political moderate, political moderates

"I'd kill for a spider-hole like that in Manhattan."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
BA500299
High Res:
1350x1350 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spider-hole, fox-hole, hole in ground, spying, observing, people watching, creeping, creep, creeper, watching, military, sneaky, camouflage, camouflaged, soldiers, soldier, protection, observation, conceal, concealment, attack, attacks, war, wars, ww2, world war 2, vietnam war, civil war, news, watching the news, concealed weapon, weapons

"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400125
High Res:
2640x3683 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
horror, toy, toys, doll, dolls, plaything, playthings, childhood, childhood toys, child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, alive, come alive, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, murder, murders, murdering, killing, kill, revenge, attack, vengeance, retribution, justice, owner, owners, nostalgia, nostalgic, reminisce, old, feeble, weak, old man, old men, unexpected, surprise, evil, attic, locked away, forgotten, unloved, unused

"Watch this!"

Artist:
Johnson, Carolita
Search ID:
CX304185
High Res:
3000x3882 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
squirrel, squirrels, cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, love, loves, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, valentines, cherub, cherubim, attack, attacks, attacking, bite, bites, biting, startle, startles, startling, romance, romantic, park bench, park benches, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, angel, angels

"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400436
High Res:
2739x3243 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating

"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC119254
High Res:
2000x1812 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, nasty, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC31477
High Res:
3331x2513 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
food, picnic, picnics, wine, drink, drinks, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, plan, plans, planning, attack, attacking, stealing, military, strategy, invasion, grabbing