"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."
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"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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"I'm sorry, David, but I think it's best to make a clean break."
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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."
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"The butterflies are merciless today!"
"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."
"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."
"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
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"Do forgive me, sir. I've been seeing too much gratuitous violence on TV."
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"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."
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"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."
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"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"
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"Well, darn, C.J., that wasn't me, either. Want to try again?"
"How much ground do you want to stand?"
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"Didn't I just usher in an era of good feeling?"
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"I look into the jaws of death and I laugh—ha ha."
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"It's a very restrictive diet. I can only eat people named 'Atkins'."
"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."
"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."
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Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, love, loves, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, valentines, cherub, cherubim, attack, attacks, attacking, bite, bites, biting, startle, startles, startling, romance, romantic, park bench, park benches, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, angel, angels
"On the other hand, we could join forces and attack the media."
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