"Big Tony's Web site—get rid of it."
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"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
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"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
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"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
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"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."
Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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Cupid and a stork wait behind a tree.
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"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."
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Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
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"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."
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"I warned you about them. They call themselves the Council of Economic Advisers."
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"Nobody needs to know it's a snake till it's too late."
"Didn't I just usher in an era of good feeling?"
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"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
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"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"On the other hand, we could join forces and attack the media."
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"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
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