"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
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"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."
"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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"He's just doing that to get attention."
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"Don't make eye contact..."
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"I hope you kept the box it came in."
"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"
"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."
Tags:department store, department stores, store, stores, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, information, lost & found, lost and found, lost, missing, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senile, senility, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, announcement, announcements, attention, man, men
"Let me see what my mother wants — aside from attention."
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"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."
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"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."
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The New York Sportswriters
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"O.K., O.K., house arrest."
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"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
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"I need you to line up by attention span."
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"Stay away from him. He has an unbelievably long attention span."
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"Before I start my taped testimony, I should like to say a few words about Fenton's Naturally Decaffeinated Coffee."
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"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
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"I only overshare because you never listen."
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"I need a hug."