Attitude Problems Cartoons

Steaks, Martinis & Cigars: "You got a problem with that?"

"There's no hot line for ennui, Harold."

"Kellanay seems to be making real progress with his split-fingered fastball."

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."

Furies 2.0

"What now?"

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

"From here we continue on foot."

"Miss Kessler is our poison pill here at Tolan, Merle & Fender."

"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."

"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."

"Please, could you lose the hindsight, just for today?"

"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"

"Am I sensing defeatism?"

"Waiter! My glass is half empty."

"When someone doesn't like me I like them. . . when someone likes me I don't like them."

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"You might try avuncular."

The First Millennial Robin of Spring

"Dude, loosen up!"

"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."

"Weird, ever since New Years none of my friends have been texting me."