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"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

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"You can't plead cute."

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"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

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The night they invented champagne.

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"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

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"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

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"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

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"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

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"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

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"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

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"Come now, give the system a chance."

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"Don't make me come down there."

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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Lawsuits

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"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

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"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

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"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

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