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"Mommy can be tough like Janet Reno. But she can also be vulnerable like Al Gore."
Selections from The Janet Reno® Collection
"While I appreciate that you've turned your book report in early, 'It's about war and peace' doesn't cut it."
The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr
Will.I.Am Barr's Latest CD Drops!
The door to the office of the New York State Attorney General with a sign that reads "Gone on a fishing expedition".
"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"
"Wow, by the time the Secret Service caught him, the intruder had made it over the fence, past the North Portico, through the East Room and onto the short list for the next Attorney General."
"The report finds Donald Trump completely exonerated and he will remain so for the duration of his presidency and beyond."
"I'm here with my two best redactors."
Donald Trump and Bill Barr mess around on the scales of justice.