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"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

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"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"

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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

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"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

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