"Innocence is no excuse."
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waiver, waivers, archery, archer, archers, summer camp, summer camps, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, lawsuit, lawsuits, counselor, counselors, camp counselor, camp counselors, avoid, avoids, avoiding, danger, dangers, endanger, endangers, endangers, endangering, train, trains, training, law camp, law school, attorney, attorneys, file a motion, filing a motion"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
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dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting opinions, judge, judges, scotus, s.c.o.t.u.s., supreme court of the united states, justice, justices, law, laws, legal, justice system, legal system, supreme court, agreement, agreeing, disagreeing, disagreement, court, courts, decision, decisions, deciding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."
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dilemma, dilemmas, decision, decisions, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, judge, judges, court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, wiretap, wiretapping, evidence, inadmissible"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
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specialize, specializes, specializing, specialise, specialises, specialising, pundit, pundits, punditry, legal pundit, legal pundits, lucrative, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, crimes, criminal, legal expert, legal experts, tv lawyer, tv lawyers, media pundit, media pundits"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."
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legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, representative, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, prepare, prepared, always be prepared, overprepare, overprepared, toboggan, toboggans, sled, sleds, sledding, prepare for the worst, safety, personal injury, solicitor, solicitors, legal team, legal teams"You can't plead cute."
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."
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parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, parents evening, parents evenings, parenting, parent, parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, teacher, teachers, teaching, bad parent, bad parents, over parent, over parenting, over-parent, over-parenting, blame, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, argument, arguments"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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obstruction, obstruction of justice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal team, legal teams, legal, paid by the hour, corrupt, corruption, injustice, cutthroat, price, prices, cost, costs, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, felon, felons, white collar crime, white collar crimes, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."
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lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, appeal, appeals, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, defendant, defendants, convict, convicts, escape plan, prison break, prison breaks, escape plans, jail break, jail breaks"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."
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reno, nevada, country song, country songs, country music, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, shot a man, outlaw, outlaws, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, old west, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, confession, confessions"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, law firm, law firms, corporate law firm, corporate law firms, shakedown, shakedowns, shake-down, shake-downs, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, sue, suing, settlement, settlements, big corporation, big corporations, gravitas"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."
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date, dates, dating, single life, resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, defensive, attorney, attorneys, modern life, modern lives, identity, identities, identification, identifications, driver's license, modern life, modern times, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, dating site, dating sites"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."
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billing, bill, bills, legal bill, legal bills, legal team, legal teams, lawyer, lawyers, bill by the hour, billing by the hour, round, rounds, rounding, round up, rounds up, rounding up, attorney, attorneys, fee, fees"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, legal contract, legal contracts, binding, contract, binding contracts, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"
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law firm, law firms, moral, morality, ethics, ethical, right, rightness, correct, immoral, immorality, amoral, amorality, fairness, right and wrong, right or wrong, moral judgment, moral judgments, moral judgement, moral judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
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