Attorneys Cartoons

"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC37641
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2451x1849 pixels (unwatermarked)
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legal representation, legal representative, legal representatives, representative, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, prepare, prepared, always be prepared, overprepare, overprepared, toboggan, toboggans, sled, sleds, sledding, prepare for the worst, safety, personal injury, solicitor, solicitors, legal team, legal teams

"You can't plead cute."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124831
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8764x7192 pixels (unwatermarked)
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed

"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29804
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1994x1608 pixels (unwatermarked)
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obstruction, obstruction of justice, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal team, legal teams, legal, paid by the hour, corrupt, corruption, injustice, cutthroat, price, prices, cost, costs, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, felon, felons, white collar crime, white collar crimes, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals

"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120808
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2000x1655 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, appeal, appeals, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, defendant, defendants, convict, convicts, escape plan, prison break, prison breaks, escape plans, jail break, jail breaks

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC40288
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1849x1425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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reno, nevada, country song, country songs, country music, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, shot a man, outlaw, outlaws, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, old west, western, westerns, saloon, saloons, confession, confessions

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC42819
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2831x2066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, legal contract, legal contracts, binding, contract, binding contracts, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41859
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2000x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
billing, bill, bills, legal bill, legal bills, legal team, legal teams, lawyer, lawyers, bill by the hour, billing by the hour, round, rounds, rounding, round up, rounds up, rounding up, attorney, attorneys, fee, fees

"'Is it right? ... Is it fair?' Get a grip Carlton - we're a law firm!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122644
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3250x2758 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law firm, law firms, moral, morality, ethics, ethical, right, rightness, correct, immoral, immorality, amoral, amorality, fairness, right and wrong, right or wrong, moral judgment, moral judgments, moral judgement, moral judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC41354
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2051x1640 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nubis, underworld, god, gods, egyptian god, egyptian gods, egyptian, egyptians, ancient egypt, jackal, jackals, judgement, judgements, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, legal representation, legal representative, legal team, legal teams, advice, advisor, advisors, soul, souls, feather, feathers, weight, weigh, weighing

"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC32129
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1861x1601 pixels (unwatermarked)
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honesty is the best policy, honest, honestness, honesty, company policy, company policies, dishonest, dishonesty, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, boss, bosses, reprimand, reprimands

The night they invented champagne.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29886
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2013x1789 pixels (unwatermarked)
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champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellers

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC25429
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1929x1505 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dolphin, dolphins, pod, pods, boat, boats, boating, ship, ships, seafarer, seafarers, seafaring, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, law school, law school student, law school students, energy, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, frolic, frolics, frolicking, energy, energetic

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC39217
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2167x1927 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lie, lies, lying, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, damage control, saint peter, st. peter, pr, public relations, pr rep, pr reps, pr representative, pr representatives, heaven, heavenly gates, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, plead, pleads, pleading, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, argue a case, arguing a case, argue, argues, arguing

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC29253
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2051x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC25092
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2225x1911 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law, lawyers, relationships, marriage, divorce, money, psychology, greed, ethics, loyalty, devotion, devoted, wife, wives, price, prices, ethical, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, value, values, valuation, valuations, monetary value, monetary values, bottom line, bottom lines

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40504
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1992x1541 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22702
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1291x1243 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, chef, chefs, client, clients, law company, law companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, cook, cooks, cooking skills, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, satisfied customer, satisfied customers

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29314
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2964x1943 pixels (unwatermarked)
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copyright, copyrights, copyright law, copyright laws, lawyer, lawyers, copyright lawyer, copyright lawyers, attorney, attorneys, trademark, trademarks, trademark law, trademark laws, intellectual property, intellectual property law, dump, dumps, dumping, dumping ground, dumping ground, poison, poisons, poisoning, water supply, water supplies, overprotected, overprotection, author, authors, writer, writers, cartoonist, cartoonists

"Come now, give the system a chance."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC119516
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3000x2323 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hammer, hammers, nail, nails, predator, predators, prey, unfair, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, bias, biased, black lives matter, victim, victims, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, unequal, unequal justice, justice system, minority, minorities, human rights, fair trial, fair trials, constitutional right

"Don't make me come down there."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC120049
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2000x1875 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC133003
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3021x2612 pixels (unwatermarked)
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co-counsel, co-counsels, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, dog, dogs, solicitor, solicitors, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, dog person, dog people, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers

Lawsuits

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC25105
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2097x1607 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawsuit, lawsuits, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, hipster, hipsters, food truck, food trucks, mobile, mobility, class action, sue, sues, suing, suing culture, lawsuit culture, legal culture

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC42199
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2025x1457 pixels (unwatermarked)
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal team, legal teams, growth, growths, tumor, tumors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, removal, removals, legal representation, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, procedure, procedures, removal, removals, legal representative, cancer, cancers

"Listen. It's at the quiet moments like this that you can actually hear the meter running."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43341
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2000x1663 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, fee, fees, payment, payments, cost, costs, legal fee, legal fees, legal team, legal teams, charge, charges, charging, high price, high priced, attorney, attorneys, quiet, listen, listens, listening, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, motivation, motivations, sellout, sellouts, selling out, sell out, sell outs

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120223
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2000x1911 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cliches, cliche, clichés, cliché, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, duck, ducks, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, walk like a duck, quack like a duck, witness stand, witness stands, witness, witnesses, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, cross examination, cross examinations