Love at First Sign
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"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."
"Why would He take someone so toned?"
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"He's all beef!"
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"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."
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Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
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"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."
"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"Your friend Andy thinks I'm sexy."
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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
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Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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World's Largest Ball Of Twine
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"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."
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"Is he the really hot Montague?"
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"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."
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"Osmond! Lower your eyebrows!"
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"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."
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"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"I can't help think of the lyrics to that old song: 'I want to sex you up.'"
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"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"