Attraction Cartoons

Attraction Cartoons

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"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

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"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

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"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

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World's Largest Ball Of Twine

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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

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The Endless Tunnel of Love

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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

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"Today on 'Oprah' those who are still employed, and the people who love them."

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"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

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"Irv has always been faithful, and he's a good mouser."

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"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."

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"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

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"The left rear has nice eyes."

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Compare Things To Hitler

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"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."

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"I know it's weird, but I'm attracted to women my own age."

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"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

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Things-could-be-worse-go-round

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"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."

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"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC42911   High Res: 2923x920 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: mail, letter, letters, junk mail, stamp, stamps, first class, first class mail, first class letter, first class letters, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, attraction, attractive person, attractive man, jealous, jealousy, envy, envious, pub, bar, social drinking

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"I can't help think of the lyrics to that old song: 'I want to sex you up.'"

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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."

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Animal Magnetism

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