"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."
"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."
"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."
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Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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"Is he the really hot Montague?"
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"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."
"The left rear has nice eyes."
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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "
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"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"
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The Endless Tunnel of Love
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"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."
"The one on the left is cute."
"I love you."
"It's obviously very fond of you, sir!"
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"How come there's no exit?"
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"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
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"Then, business is bad all over."
Pigs in love.
Tunnel of love.