Attractive Cartoons

"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."

The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.

"He's all beef!"

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw

"If it makes you feel better—yes, I am heterocentric."

"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."

"Studly"?

"Most of all I love your vulnerability."

"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."

"Your friend Andy thinks I'm sexy."

"I developed my sense of humor as a defense mechanism and it turned into a lethal offensive weapon."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."