"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.
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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."
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"Most of all I love your vulnerability."
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
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"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.
"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
"You have an inordinately long shelf life, for a cupcake."
"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."
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"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."
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"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"You have a wonderful body."
Man late for work stops to stare at woman.
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
"To the nearest barbershop, John."
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"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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