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Attractiveness Cartoons
Attractiveness cartoon 1 of 81
"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, chatting up, vain, vanity, superficial, superficiality, attractive, attractiveness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fit, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, beach, beaches, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, los angeles, la, l.a., model, models, modeling, modelling, single life, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, beach bar, beach barsAttractiveness cartoon 2 of 81
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacyAttractiveness cartoon 3 of 81
The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.
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france, french, fat, fatness, slim, slimness, secret, secrets, paris, parisian, parisian diet, parisian diets, shame, shames, secret shame, secret shames, roundup, roundups, overweight, fat shame, fat shames, fat shaming, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, healthy eating, overweight, heavy, heavyset, attractive, attractivenessAttractiveness cartoon 4 of 81
"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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chicken, chickens, free range, free range chicken, free range chicken, free range egg, free range eggs, farm animal, farm animals, divorce, divorces, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, divorce attorney, divorce attorney, attractive, attractiveness, regret, regrets, marriages, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separationsAttractiveness cartoon 5 of 81
Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
Attractiveness cartoon 6 of 81
"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."
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accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, boring job, boring jobs, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction, attractive, attractiveness, attractions, women talking about men, man of mystery, attractive man, attractive men, unattractive, attractivenessAttractiveness cartoon 7 of 81
"Most of all I love your vulnerability."
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cat, cats, mouse, mice, date, dates boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, couple, couples, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, warning sign, warning signs, red flag, red flags, predator, predators, attractive, attractiveness, vulnerability, vulnerabilities, cat and mouse, cat and mouse gameAttractiveness cartoon 8 of 81
"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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women, woman, fashion, style, body image, beauty, physical beauty, self-esteem, body, bodies, in shape, fit, physically fit, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flattery, health, attractive, attractiveness, aesthetic, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeon, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgeons, nature, natural, natural beautyAttractiveness cartoon 9 of 81
"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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leg, legs, shave, shaves, shaving, gams, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, go out, goes out, going out, pretty, feel pretty, feels pretty, feeling pretty, gorgeous, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, groom, grooms, grooming, personal grooming, grooming habit, grooming habitsAttractiveness cartoon 10 of 81
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinklesAttractiveness cartoon 11 of 81
"Forget exercise—find another pear to love you."
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fruit, fruits, pear, pears, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, advice, medical advice, exercise, fitness, body shape, body image, weight, body weight, body type, body types, pear-shaped, health, unhealthy, obesity, obese, relationship, relationships, love, beauty, attractiveness, forgetAttractiveness cartoon 12 of 81
People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.
Attractiveness cartoon 13 of 81
"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."
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gender issues, gender issues, sexism, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender discrimination, inequality, gender inequality, beauty standards, overweight, over-weight, attractive woman, attractive women, attractiveness, hypocrite, hypocrites, double standards, fat shaming, oblivious, obliviousnessAttractiveness cartoon 14 of 81
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotistsAttractiveness cartoon 15 of 81
"You're the picture of health - and by the way, I'm totally in love with you."
Attractiveness cartoon 16 of 81
"You have an inordinately long shelf life, for a cupcake."
Attractiveness cartoon 17 of 81
"I'll say this for Richard - he's anatomically correct."
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women talking about men, attractive, attractiveness, husband, husbands, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, complement, complements, complementing, anatomically correct, unattractive, unattractiveness, unfit, unfitness, disappointment, disappointing, disappointmentsAttractiveness cartoon 18 of 81
"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."
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sandwich, sandwiches, crust, crusts, sandwich crust, sandwich crusts, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, flirt, flirts, flirting, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, middle school, middle-school, attractive man, attractive men, masculinity, expectation, expectations, gender issue, gender issuesAttractiveness cartoon 19 of 81
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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joke, jokes, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, sense of humour, sense of humor, sympathetic ear, drinking your sorrows, laugh, laughs, sympathetic ears, breakup, breakups, happy marriage, happy marriages, relationship advice, marriage advice, marital advice, funny, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, bored, boredomAttractiveness cartoon 20 of 81
"You have a wonderful body."
Attractiveness cartoon 21 of 81
Man late for work stops to stare at woman.
Attractiveness cartoon 22 of 81
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
Attractiveness cartoon 23 of 81
"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
Attractiveness cartoon 24 of 81
"To the nearest barbershop, John."
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beard, beards, marriage, marriages, just married, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, facial hair, attractive, attractiveness, unattractive, control, controlling, controling, condition, conditions, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, regret, regrets, husband and wife, husbands and wives, newlywed, newlyweds, hipster, hipstersAttractiveness cartoon 25 of 81
"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"
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flirt, flirts, flirting, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, harass, harasses, harassing, sexual harassment, gait, gaits, walk, walks, walking, porch, porches, hit on, hits on, hitting on, passerby, passers-by, people-watching, spy, spies, spying, male gaze, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, stare, stares, staring, unwanted attention, unwelcome attentionMore cartoons with the keyword 'attractiveness'