"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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"My fellow victims. . . "
Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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Cat and Mice
"When it's over, I'll explain all the pop culture references you didn't get and you can explain all the pop culture references I didn't get."
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"You must have thought up a million jokes."
"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."
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Hell's Comedy Club
"There's no business like show business. . ."
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"And the crowd roars."
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"Iron Man—why didn't I think of that?"
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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, cinema, cinemas, movie, movies, the movies, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, film, films, shoelaces, shoe lace, shoelace, shoe laces, bootlace, bootlaces, boot lace, boot laces, films for cat, movies for cats, enthralled, enthralling, exciting, excited, excitement, engage, engaging, audience, audiences, target audience, target audiences
"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
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Arcade Game Baseball.
"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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Thorn in a Lion's Paw
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"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."
"The reason it's going to keep ﬂashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."
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"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."
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Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
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"The banana peels create dramatic tension."
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