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"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."

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Story Template

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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

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"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

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"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"

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"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

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"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

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Hamlet: An Early Draft

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"'Yes,' she mumbled?... Sighed?... Muttered?... Snarled?... Hissed?... Growled?..."

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"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

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"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

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"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

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"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

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"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."

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"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

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"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

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"Thank you for letting us consider the enclosed manuscript. Although it has obvious merit, we are sorry to say that it does not suit our present needs."

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Meet the Reader

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"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

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Revised Texts

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"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

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"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

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Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

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"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

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Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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