Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.
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"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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"O.K., folks, let's break it up."
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"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."
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"O.K., where's the famine?"
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"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
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Police Line Do Not Cross
"They're trying to give a new face to policing."
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"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
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Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.
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"We had to let the animals go. No one informed them of their rights when they were arrested."
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"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
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No Smoking in the Castle
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"I've seen it a thousand times: Child star. Newfound fame. Drug addiction. Rock bottom."
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"And stop swishing your tail when I'm talking to you."
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"I've noticed you've taken to wearing a lab coat lately. May I ask the reason why?"
"You're probably wondering why we asked you here today."
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"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"
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Coming to a consensus.
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"Yes, we do have the authority to regulate you."
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"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."
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"My authority was never questioned before it was revealed that my middle name is Hillary."
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