"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."
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"If I were a car, you could find the words."
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Out Of My Way, Stupid!
"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
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Fun City Update
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"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."
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Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
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"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."
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A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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"Listen to this baby purr."
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Before The Wheel
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Cash / EZ-Pass / Wages of Sin.
Discussed on Car Talk
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"Will the owner of the car with license plate 417-JHL please move it?"
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"I couldn't sleep."
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"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."
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Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
Straight Ahead / Whoopee
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“They look like last year’s models.”
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The Lemmings of Montauk
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Leave Dad Alone- Next 200 Miles
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"When was the last time you started her up?"
"At first, I thought it was gunfire."
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