"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
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"Would you sign this for me?"
" 'To the peasants: Love you guys, love you all.' Sign it me."
"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."
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Pawns take their picture with the king.
"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"
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"Sign my yearbook?"
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"Anybody up there need an autograph?"
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