"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."
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The Marks of Zorro
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"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
The Adventures Of Normalman
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Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
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Under the Radar
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"Tommy, you sang along very nicely, but you didn't knock it out of the park."
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Food of the Demigods
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"I was never famous, but then, I never had a publicist."
"Look, Joel, you're relatively young, have a relatively nice job and a relatively nice wife. There's no reason in the world why you shouldn't be relatively happy."
"If we weren't in the food chain really big things would have to eat really tiny things."
"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."
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Bob's Venn Diagram
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"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."
"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"
Average Joes: The Magazine for Celebrities
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The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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