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Avoid Cartoons
Avoid cartoon 1 of 49
In and Out Box
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in box, in boxes, out box, out boxes, sneaking, sneak, sneaker, sneakers, sneak out, slip out, surreptitious, sneaking out, slipping out, duck out, ducking out, escape, escaped, escaper, escapers, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overworked, overworking, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, avoiding work, in door, out door, in and out, in-and-out, file box, files, filing, tasks, task, to do, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastination, office life, office work, office, offices, worker, workers, employee, employees, coming out, come outAvoid cartoon 2 of 49
"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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waiver, waivers, archery, archer, archers, summer camp, summer camps, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, lawsuit, lawsuits, counselor, counselors, camp counselor, camp counselors, avoid, avoids, avoiding, danger, dangers, endanger, endangers, endangers, endangering, train, trains, training, law camp, law school, attorney, attorneys, file a motion, filing a motionAvoid cartoon 3 of 49
"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
Avoid cartoon 4 of 49
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
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business, office, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, appointment, appointments, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling, never, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, unwanted, unwanted appointment, unwanted appointments, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, uninterested, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, mankoffAvoid cartoon 5 of 49
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
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prevent, preventative, preventative measures, prevention, risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoidance, averse, asteroid, asteroids, dinosaur, dinosaurs, prehistory, prehistoric, palaeontology, palaeontologist, palaeolithic, primordial, meteor, meteorite, tech, technology, talking animals, talking animal, doomsday, doomsayer, action, proactive, proactively, problem solving, if not now when, if not now, extinction, extinct, extinction eventAvoid cartoon 6 of 49
"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."
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suicides, death, suicide attempt, suicide attempts, attempted suicide, noose, rope, hang, depressed, depression, mental health, party, avoid, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, anti-social, antisocial, anti social, death wish, suicidal, introvert, introverted, introvertsAvoid cartoon 7 of 49
"I'll check and see if he's available."
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, operator, operators, phone operator, phone operators, office manager, office managers, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, ouija board, ouija boars, ouija, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, talking to the dead, dead, death, executive assistant, executive assistants, assistant, assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, office life, office culture, office, offices, unavailable, hold my calls, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, call screener, call screeningAvoid cartoon 8 of 49
"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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bowl, bowls, bowling, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowling alley, bowling alleys, talk show, talk shows, celebrity, celebrities, interview, interviews, interviewing, deflect, deflects, deflecting, question, questions, questioning, inquire, inquires, inquiring, television, television show, television shows, avoidance, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidantAvoid cartoon 9 of 49
"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."
Avoid cartoon 10 of 49
"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."
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dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail parties, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, show off, showing off, show-off, gossip, gossiping, gossips, strange, strange image, absurd, avoid, avoiding, couple, couples, married life, marriage, married, cube, levitating cube, one up, one upmanship, one-up, wine, wines, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, friend, friends, friendly, friendshipAvoid cartoon 11 of 49
"Today is my wife's birthday, Miss Paulson. Let's have lunch."
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cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, birthday, birthdays, wifes birthday, wife's birthday, avoid, avoiding, avoidance bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesAvoid cartoon 12 of 49
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
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rowing, rowing boat, rowing boats, stalker, stalking, ex, exes, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, creep, creep, creeping, hide, hiding, obsessed, obsessive, obsessives, obsessing, intrude, intrusive, intrusion, intruding, rowboat, rowboatsAvoid cartoon 13 of 49
"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."
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commute, commuters, stranger, strangers, talking to strangers, passenger, passengers, social, socialising, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airline passenger, airline passengers, airline, travel, travelling, converse, conversation, awkward conversation, anti-social, introvert, introverts, modern life, modern attitudes, blank stare, staring blankly, ignore, ignoring, impolite, talk, talking, modern times, avoid, eye contact, eye-contact, make eye contact, vacant stareAvoid cartoon 14 of 49
How to Avoid Spring Fever
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season, seasons, spring, spring fever, springtime, avoid, prevent, escape, evade, hate, boring, boredom, moody, excuse, excuses, dress warm, dress warmly, outside, park, parks, work, read a book, eat, minor aliment, minor injury, stroll, walk, season affective disorderAvoid cartoon 15 of 49
"I hate calling her—she always picks up."
Avoid cartoon 16 of 49
Intelligent beings from outer space.
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alien, aliens, alien life, outer space, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, earth, human, humans, human nature, cynic, cynics, cynical, mankind, human evil, alien invasion, alien invasions, avoid, avoids, avoiding, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, nuke, nukes, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, misanthropy, misanthrope, misanthropes, misanthropicAvoid cartoon 17 of 49
"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chore, chores, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, agenda, agendas, laundry, washing, clothes washing, washing clothes, cleaning, repair, repairs, fixing, fence-mending, fence, fences, mending the fence, maintenance, detergent, laundry detergent, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, avoiding, avoidance, avoid, avoids, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, put off, put-off, men, man, stereotype, stereotypesAvoid cartoon 18 of 49
"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"
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therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, client, clients, patient, patients, therapy session, therapy sessions, denial, deny, avoidance, avoid, avoidance, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms, defense, defenses, defense, mechanism, defense mechanisms, mental patient, mental patientsAvoid cartoon 19 of 49
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
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court, courts, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial in absentia, tried in absentia, trial, trials, legal trial, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, prosecutor, prosecutors, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, waiter, waiters, server, servers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, bar, bars, resort, resorts, seaside resort, seaside resorts, beach, beaches, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, running away, fugitive, fugitives, runaway, escape, escapee, escaped, white collar crime, white collar criminalAvoid cartoon 20 of 49
"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"
Avoid cartoon 21 of 49
The Procrastinatorium.
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procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, workingAvoid cartoon 22 of 49
"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."
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men, man, living room, marriage, marriages, married life, married, married couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, attention, attentive, husband, husbands and wives, husband and wife, husbands, wife, wives, smell, plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, lean, leaning, avoid, avoidingAvoid cartoon 23 of 49
"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."
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golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf player, golf players, playing golf, family, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, shirk, shirking, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, lazy, laziness, bad husband, bad husbands, bad father, bad fathers, gender issues, gender inequality, escape, escapingAvoid cartoon 24 of 49
"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"
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ostrich, ostriches, struck oil, striking oil, luck, lucky, striking rich, bury your head in the sand, burying your head in the sand, avoid, avoidance, avoiding, oil tycoon, oil tycoons, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businesspersonAvoid cartoon 25 of 49
"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, compromise, compromises, avoiding, avoid, avoiding the question, dodging the question, men, man, woman, womenMore cartoons with the keyword 'avoid'