Avoid Cartoons

Avoid Cartoons

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"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

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"Who's up for archery waivers?"

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"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."

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"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

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The Procrastinatorium.

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

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"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

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The End Was Near.

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"We're good."

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"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

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"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."

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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."

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"I hate calling her—she always picks up."

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"O.K., let's compromise: First we'll talk about baseball and then we'll talk about our relationship!"

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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

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Crowded Ice Fishing

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"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"

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"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."

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"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

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"I got a bit involved with her last spring; fortunately I was able to settle out of church."

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"I don't want to take up too much more of your time, so let me transfer you to someone who will."

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"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

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