Avoidance Cartoons

Avoidance Cartoons

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"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

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"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

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"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."

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"I hate calling her—she always picks up."

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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

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"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"

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"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

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Problem/Worry/Avoidance/Anxiety/I'm Fine.

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"Those are all good questions, but what do you say, let's lighten up a little."

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"Mary Boone was not avoiding me. I was avoiding her."

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"I don't want to take up too much more of your time, so let me transfer you to someone who will."

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"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

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"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

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"David, you're denying your feelings again, aren't you?"

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"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"

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"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

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"Have I told you about the time I buried my head in the sand and struck oil?"

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"And now, if you don't want to know today's Dow Jones closing, look away from your set until the music stops."

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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

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"My wife is about to have a baby, so I was wondering if you could make me work late for the next eighteen years or so."

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"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

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In and Out Box

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