In and Out Box
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"Who's up for archery waivers?"
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"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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"The resolution has been made and seconded that we stick our heads in the sand."
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This is to certify that the president of the United States of America has awarded HIMSELF the MEDAL OF HONOR
Tags:medal of honor, medal of honour, military, military decoration, military decorations, award, honor, honour, certificate, certificates, arrogant, arrogance, bravery, courage, valor, valour, coward, cowards, deferment, avoiding, avoiding the draft, educational deferment, medical deferment, military draft, vietnam war, war hero, war heroes, disrespectful
"Are you in for Tarzan?"
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"I'll check and see if he's available."
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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."
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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."
Tags:dinner party, dinner parties, party, parties, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail parties, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, show off, showing off, show-off, gossip, gossiping, gossips, strange, strange image, absurd, avoid, avoiding, couple, couples, married life, marriage, married, cube, levitating cube, one up, one upmanship, one-up, wine, wines, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, friend, friends, friendly, friendship
"Today is my wife's birthday, Miss Paulson. Let's have lunch."
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"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"I hate calling her—she always picks up."
"You better run, lover boy. If my husband catches you here, he's going to want me to make him breakfast, too."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, lover, lovers, secret, secrets, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, cheating wife, cheating wives, cooking, kitchen, kitchens, breakfast, meal, meals, mealtime, run, running away, escaping, avoiding
"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."
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Intelligent beings from outer space.
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"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chore, chores, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, agenda, agendas, laundry, washing, clothes washing, washing clothes, cleaning, repair, repairs, fixing, fence-mending, fence, fences, mending the fence, maintenance, detergent, laundry detergent, shopping, store, stores, shop, shops, avoiding, avoidance, avoid, avoids, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinator, procrastinators, put off, put-off, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
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A runner slides into home base safely by tunneling under a baseman's legs; the umpire rules that the runner is safe
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"And what are you trying to put out of your mind these days?"
"If that's Bo-Peep, tell her we're not here."
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Tags:procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working
"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."
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