"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."
"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."
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"It always takes me a couple of cups of coffee to feel the rapture."
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The More You're Awake The Longer You Live
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"Are you sure you're not confusing manic-depressive with awake-asleep?"
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"He's waking up! Places, people!"
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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."
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"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."
"Wake up, the cat is annoying the dog."
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