"You drive, I'll criticize."
Tags:bad driver, bad drivers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, woman driver, women drivers, women driving, gender stereotype, woman, women, females, female driver, female driving, criticise, criticize, critical, criticising, criticizing, critique, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, relationship issues, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, partner, back-seat driver, backseat driver, back-seat driving, backseat driving
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
Tags:chef, chefs, lawyer, lawyers, argument, arguments, arguing, too many cooks, spoil the broth, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, second guess, second guesses, second guessing, expert, experts, expertise, critic, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, cook, cooks, cooking
"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxi driver, taxi drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, cabbie, cabbies, taxi man, driver, drivers, drive, drives, automobile, automobile, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, transport, transportation, lost, confused, confusion, wrong way, mistake, mistakes, backseat driver, backseat drivers, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, driving, nag, passenger, passengers, forest, directions, direction
"Try again, Kemosabe. This time ease out clutch slowly."
Tags:driving lesson, driving lessons, driving class, driving classes, vigilante, vigilantes, masked vigilante, masked vigilantes, hero, heroes, sidekick, sidekicks, western, westerns, horse rider, horse-riders, horse-riding, driving skill, driving skills, driver, drivers, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"No more for me, thanks - I have to denigrate his driving."
Tags:backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, back seat driver, back seat driving, back seat drivers, denigrate, insult, insults, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, wine, wines, husband, husbands, wife, wives, driving skill, driving skills, critic, critics, limit, limits, alcohol, eating out, date, dates, love life
"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
Tags:venice, venetian, italy, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, canal, canals, grand canal, gondolier, gondoliers, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, annoying, demanding, critical, customer, customers, faster, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, directions
"My last dog always too a right there."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, emotional baggage, backseat driver, backseat drivers, direction, directions, comparison, comparisons, bossy, bossiness, big footsteps, legacy, legacies, leaving big footprints, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, rebound, rebounds, moving on, holding on, pet, pets
"It was green when I went through it."
Tags:tandem, tandems, bicycle, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, traffic lights, traffic law, traffic laws, amber gambler, amber gamblers, disagreement, disagreements, impatient, impatience, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, backseat driver, backseat drivers
"You are so stubborn."
Tags:stubborn, stubborness, personality flaw, personality flaws, right, wrong, personality trait, personality traits, personality type, husband, husbands, wife, wives, male ego, male egos, fragile ego, fragile egos, personalities, male stereotype, male stereotypes, direction, directions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, driver, drivers
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
Tags:cooking, cookery, cook, cooks, cooked, homecook, home cook, homecooked, home cooked, home cooking, homecooking, backseat, backseat driver, backseat driving, spice, spices, prefere, preference, preference, passremarkable, passing remarks, remark, remarked, complain, complaint, beggars can't be choosers, cumin, cookbook, cookbooks, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blogger, food bloggers, chef, chefs, standard, standards, high standards, expectation, what do you expect
"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, overbearing, overprotective, backseat driver, backseat drivers, jewish mother, jewish mothers, jewish mom, jewish moms, passive aggressive, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, pilot, pilots, navy, fighter, fighters, fighter jet, fighter jets, boss, bossy, know-it-all, son, sons, shpasik, jtoons
Couple trying to drive in different directions.
Tags:direction, directions, driver, drivers, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, marriage problems, marital problems, arguments, different opinions, driving seat, driving seats, car, cars, loveseat, loveseats, companion seat, companion seats, love-seat, love-seats, different directions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"Oh, why doesn't everybody just merge with everybody else and get it over with?"
Vlad the Implier
Tags:terror, terrors, reign of terror, reigns of terror, vlad the impaler, imply, implies, implication, implications, passive aggressive, rude, rudeness, impolite, insecure, insecurity, halitosis, bad breath, mouthwash, gentle reminder, gentle reminders, backseat driver, backseat drivers, annoying, irritating, social pariah, pariah, pariahs, outcast, social outcast, social outcasts, insult, insults, insulting, sideswipe, sideswipes, sideswiping, critic, critics, critical, critique, critiques
"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, driving, lost, confused, direction, directions, map, maps, road map, road maps, philosophy, philosophical, existential crisis, meaning of life, purpose, meaning, modern life, couple, couples, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving
"A little to the right."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, nagging, backseat driver, backseat drivers, sisyphus, sisyphean, futile, laborious, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, stone, stones, stone carving, stone carvings
"Look, just let me do it!"
"I am folding my AAA map and I'm shutting my mouth!"
Tags:map, maps, directions, giving directions, bad at directions, good at directions, give directions, ask for directions, argument, arguments, argue, arguing, arguing couple, arguing couples, marital difficulties, marital issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships, driving, driver, drivers, backseat driver, backseat driving
"You're doing it wrong."
"Can we talk about something other than the way I parked the car."