Out Of My Way, Stupid!
"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, baby carrier, baby carriers, baby sling, baby slings, backwards, wrong, right, incorrect, correct, forwards, facing, confusing, confusion, modern life
"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
Tags:rude, rudeness, manners, respectful, disrespect, disrespecting, hat, hats, wearing hats, wearing hats indoors, baseball cap, baseball caps, backwards, impudent, trend, trends, trendy, high class, upper class, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, casual, dress casual, casual wear, dressing casually, backwards cap, backwards caps, cap, caps
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, millennium, the millennium, 2000, new year, new years, millennium bug, the millennium bug, y2k, y2k bug, the y2k bug, computer, computers, computing, computer clock, computer clocks, computer-clock, computer-clocks, regress, regression, backward, backwards, out of touch, out of date, modern life
You Got Schmutz On Your Face
Tags:schmutz, dirt, dirty face, face, faces, jewish, jew, jewish community, jewish humor, jewish humour, yid, yiddish, hot dog, hot dog cart, street, streets, street vendor, vendor, vendors, mom, mum, grandmother, mom jokes, mother, mothers, mothering, parents, parental, maternal, backward, backwards, reverse, reversed, reversal, reverse humor, schmutz on your face
"That new sheriff don't scare me none!"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, desert, deserts, backwards, men, man, trousers, pants, shirt, shirts, horse, horses, horseback, put your pants on one leg at a time, idiom, idioms, figure of speech, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, just like me, just like you, sheriff, sheriffs, authority, idiot, idiots, incompetence
"I'm more of a day owl."
Narcissus looks at his reflection in a pool of water; he is wearing a shirt that reads "Narcissus" written backwards so that he can read it properly in his reflection
Tags:narcissus, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, beauty, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistical, self-absorbed, vain, vanity, self-centered, self-centred, reflecting, reflection, reflections, mirror, mirrors, water, fashion, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, backwards, name, names, greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, greek mythology, legend, legends
"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."
Tags:old west, wild west, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, horse, horses, riding, wichita, santa fe, hat, hats, fashion, style, backwards, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, mistake, mistakes
"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."
Tags:couple, couples, date, dates, first date, first dates, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, back to front, reverse order, take it slow, taking it slow, whirlwind romance, whirlwind romances, falling in love, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, third base, first base, dinner date, dinner dates, backwards
A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".
"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."
Tags:report, reporting, reports, tv, news, t.v., television, televisions, music, musical, archaeology, archaeological, swing, band, bands, nineteen forties, 1940s, 40s, uncovered, progress, forgotten, forgets, big band, big band era, big band swing, brno, czechoslovakia, czech republic, discovered, backwards, absurd
Evolution of Chair
Tags:evolution, evolving, evolved, transformation, transforming, transformed, change, changing, changed, lazy, laziness, growth, progression, digress, digression, slowed progress, natural process, nature, primitive, backward, backwards, backward evolution, couch potato, easy life, easier life, simple life, simpler life, evolutionist, devolution, devolve, devolves, devolving, march of progress