"I suppose this is goodbye."
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"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."
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Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.
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"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
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"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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"The penicillin looks good."
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"I always knew I could look behind the fridge, but I never stopped to ask if I should."
"Have you dined with us before?"
"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."
Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis
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"They're full of good bacteria."
"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."
"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
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"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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"It's not you-it's me."
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"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."
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Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
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"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palette is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."
"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference."
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"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."
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