"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."
"The presentation is dreadful."
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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."
Tags:crime, guilt, insecurity, insecurities, mob doctor, mob doctors, shrink, shrinks, organized crime, organised crime, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, bad person, bad people, good person, good people, good, bad, racketeer, racketeering, extortion, extort, extorts, morality, mankoff
"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
Tags:therapy, therapeutic, therapist, therapists, counselling, counselor, counsellor, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychological, funeral, funerals, death, dead, deceased, respect the dead, respect for the dead, happy place, safe place, happiness, schadenfreude, revenge, vengeful, disturbed, disturb, disturbed, mental illness, mental health, health, healthy, bad intentions, bad, evil, visualization, visualisation, hypnosis, hypnotic
"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."
Tags:bad, bad news, bearer of bad news, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, death, dead, black humor, black humour, comfort food, comforting, comfort, food, pizza, pizzas, dark humor, dark humour, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, died, dying, terminal, terminal illness, medical, medicine
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
Tags:crime, dna, crimes, forensics, forensic, lab, laboratory, lab, labs, laboratories, logic, flawed logic, analysis, flawed, bad, suspect, suspects, mink, minks, police, police force, fed, feds, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, analyse, fibres, fibers, fibre, fiber, investigation, criminal, dna evidence, twins, twin
"Have you been a moral child?"
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"Good For You / Bad For You"
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, aisle, aisles, good, bad, diet, diets, health, fitness, nutrition, nutritious, eating habits, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy, unhealthy, junk food, organic, natural, processed, consumerism, modern life
"I couldn't tell if it was a fable or it was badly written."
Tags:fable, fables, screen, screenwriting, screenwriter, script, scripts, screenplay, screenplays, bad, bad writing, badly, badly written, moral, morals, moralize, moralise, moralizing, media, medias, modern cinema, cinema, movie, movies, film, films, film buff, film buffs, confused, confusion, review, reviews, flop, flops, flopped, writer, writers, writing
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
Tags:doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments
"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"
Tags:cleveland, region, regions, regional, rock, rock and roll, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, song, songs, limited, limit, pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, musical, musically, bad, bad band, band, bands, live, live band, live music, live bands, live, gig, gigs, concert, concerts, cut your losses, low quality, old, age, old age, ageing, classics
"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage
"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"
Tags:competition, competitive, community, communities, keep up, pressure, peer pressure, neighbors, neighbours, neighbor, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, sinister, alternative, alternatives, threat, threatening, bad, kill, assassinate, assassinates, kills, over the top, ott, too far, serious, overly serious, pressures, inferior, inferiority complex
"This date isn't going well, is it?"
Tags:date, dating, dates, dinner, dine, dinners, meals out, eating out, restaurant, restaurants, castle, castles, first date, first dates, turret, turrets, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, firing, shooting, shoots, bad, badly, going well, isn't going well, absurd, absurdist, castle on head, head, heads, signal, signals, soldier, guard, soldiers, guards
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrations, easter, easter bunny, easter bunnies, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, judgemental, judging, good, bad, subjective, arbitrary, gift, gifts, present, presents
"You're eating it, but you're not savoring it."
Tags:savour, savor, savoring, savouring, savoury, savory, dinner, dining, fine dining, dinner, eating, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, wife, wives, fishwife, fishwives, married life, married couple, couple, couples, bad marriage, unhappy marriage, bad, unhappy, toxic, criticism, criticise, criticize, criticised, criticized, constant critic, never right, always wrong, men, toxic
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
Tags:always right, never right, husbands and wives, wife, wives, fishwife, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy, unhealthy, bad, relationship, divided, dividing, divvied, bias, biased, women, woman, modern marriage, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, unlikely, cell, cell phone, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called
Tags:food, foods, eat, eating, fry, fried, fried chicken, fried catfish, barbecue, bbq, barbeque, play on words, fast food, fast foods, unhealthy, bad, fatty, fats, salt, sugar, deep fry, deep fried, take away, take-away, low cuisine, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, drive through, drive-thru, drive thru, diet, dieting, ambush, ambushed, tempting, tempts
"All our flow charts are backing up!"
"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
Tags:let boys be boys, boys will be boys, kid, kids, child, children, spoiled, spoils, spoil, spoiling, destructive, destruction, bad, badness, badly, badly behaved, bad behaviour, little monster, little monsters, destroy, destroyed, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, respect, disrespectful, disrespect
Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
Tags:get well soon, health, sick, hospital, hospital bed, doctor, ill, patient, leg, legs, bad, doctor, malpractice, good news, bad news, glass half full, optimism, optimistic, positive spin, positive outlook, sick leave, sick days, quack, nurse, medicine, medical, health care, chop, chop, limb, good news and bad news, amputated, disabled
"You'll ﬁnd there's no right or wrong here. Just what works for you."