"Just don't be yourself."
In a Quandary
"Want to know what I think?"
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"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
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"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."
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"He did it my way."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
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"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."
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"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."
Tags:self help, self-help, advice, giving advice, bad advice, self improvement, self-improvement, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, self love, self-love, self hate, self-hate, unhelpful, societal norms, societal pressure, societal pressures, conform, conforming, conformity
"You know what I think – if the shoe exists, buy it."
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"So much for listening to one's muse."
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"There are a lot of things you can do to fill your time, Ma. Have you thought about a hobby or and addiction?"
"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"
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"Doing something never solves anything."
Older cousin press
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"You're fit to stand trial, Mr. Douglas, so feel free to get out there and commit a crime."
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"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
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"You're going to have to start marrying people at some point."
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"If you want to be rich, the first thing you have to learn is how to count."
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"You'd be pretty if you'd just lose some height."
"If you don' t like New York Weather, wait twenty years till it's all underwater."
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"Look, it's silly for you to come home from work miserable every day. Why don't you just stay there?"
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, overworked, overwork, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, depressed, depression, depressive, depressive, misery, miserable, unrealistic, modern life, modern times, the rat race, rat race, job satisfaction, mental health, getting home, arriving home, coming home, end off the day, the end off the day, bad advice
"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."
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