"Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a lifetime member of Hot Wet Coeds."
Tags:goldilocks, fictional, fictional characters, fictional character, children, childrens stories, story, technology, tech, computer, computer hack, hacker, hackers, websites, three bears, bear, bears, badly behaved, bad behavior, bad behaviour, subscription, subscribe, subscribers, subscriber, computer, computers, search history, password, passwords, password protection, password protected, fairy tale, fairytale
"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
Tags:grant, grants, genius, excused, special privileges, oddball, oddballs, benefit of the doubt, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritating, irritated, irritation, behaving badly, bad behaviour, drunk and disorderly, drinking, drunk, drunks, disruptive, disruptive behaviour, excuse, excuses
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
Tags:mimes, mime, mime artist, mime artists, miming, theatre, theater, teen, teens, teenager, teenage years, teen-ager, teen-agers, good teenager, bad teenager, adolescent, acting out, bad behaviour, misbehave, misbehaving, exams, exam, exam time, sats, sat, gcses, gcse, crimes, test, tests, study, studying, theft, theif, steal, stealing, hubcaps, car theft, automobile theft, contrast, contrasting
"No, last year he went to summer camp. This year he went to prison."
Tags:camp, camps, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, juvie, juvenile detention, bad behavior, bad behaviour, misbehaving, discipline, growing up, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, troubled, youth crime
"How about a quick espresso before school, Toby?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parents, modern parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, son, sons, childhood, youth, growing up fast, adult child, adults, smoking, espresso, coffee, espressos, coffees, caffeine, caffeinated, health, unhealthy, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, bad father, bad fathers, inappropriate, too young, young adults, like father like son, mini-me, copy, copying, looking up to, bad habit, bad habits, bad behavior, bad behaviors, bad behaviours, bad behaviour, life lessons
"Whose level do you want to stoop to tonight, mine or yours?"
Tags:date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, relationships, love-life, domestic, domestics, fight, fights, moral high-ground, moral highground, high road, taking the high road, higher road, high ground, high grounds, high-ground, high-grounds, low ground, stooping, stoop, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, stoop to his level, behaving badly, bad behaviour, bad behavior
"For kids who think they can be naughty again after Christmas, I'm the Re-Po Elf."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, troublesome, kid, kids, child, children, behavior, behaviour, bad behavior, bad behaviour, repo, re-po, repossession, repo man, repo men, repossession agent, repossession agents, santa's list
The Terrible Forty-Twos
Tags:terrible twos, middle age, middle aged, childish, immature, tantrum, tantrums, pitching a fit, age, anger, anger management, misbehave, bad behavior, bad behaviour, men, man, impatient, short tempered, bad temper, temper tantrum, hot tempered, irritated, irritable, crabby, grouchy, frustrated, work, workplace, office, offices, white collar, desk job, stress, stressed
"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
Tags:let boys be boys, boys will be boys, kid, kids, child, children, spoiled, spoils, spoil, spoiling, destructive, destruction, bad, badness, badly, badly behaved, bad behaviour, little monster, little monsters, destroy, destroyed, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, respect, disrespectful, disrespect
"Aged ten, Camp Potawatamee in the Catskills, thirty-?ve demerits. Forgot about that one, eh?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, sins, demerit, demerits, point, points, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, summer camp, summer camps, list, lists, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, punishments, businessman, businessmen, mistake, mistakes, bad behavior, bad behaviour
Oh! The Harsh Inconvenience of the Time-Out.
Tags:time-out, time out, timeout, punish, punishments, punished, technology, tech, tablet, tablets, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, headphones, music, mp3 player, mp3 players, kids, kid, child, children, childhood, misbehaving, bad behavior, bad behaviour, no charger, too far from the charger, in the corner
"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"
"Please point out when we're passing a graveyard so that I can start whistling."
"I'll give it to you straight, Benson. We don't think you're maximizing your potential."
Tags:guidance counsellor, guidance counsellors, potential, maximising potential, maximizing potential, advice, giving advice, corporate, corporations, modern life modern times modern attitudes, child, kid, kids, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaviour, bad behaviour, act up, acting up, class clown, class clowns, problem student, problem students, diplomatic, sugar coat, sugar coating
"Crawford, I'm getting reports of inappropriate squeezing."
"Do you realize when he reached out to shake you sniffed his ass?"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, greeting, greetings, introduction, introductions, bad behavior, bad behaviour
"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
Tags:grenade launcher, grenade launchers, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun law, gun control, weapon, weapons, class clown, class clowns, bad behaviour, behaving badly, teacher, teachers, bad kid, bad kids, naughty kid, naughty kids, under react, under reaction, under reactions, telling off, told off, misbehave, misbehaving, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"But I can't arrest him, lady—not on Christmas Eve!"
Tags:flasher, flashers, flashing, santa, santa claus, father christmas, inappropriate, advance, advances, unwelcome advance, unwelcome advances, bad behavior, bad behaviour, christmas eve, cruel, cruelty, conscience, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"Bobby was caught imposing his values on another student."
Tags:principal, principals, principals office, student, students, pupil, pupils, school, schools, school child, school children, sent to the principal's office, discipline, discipline, telling off, told off, imposing values, imposed values, values, beliefs, different values, different beliefs, live and let live, woke, political correctness, bad behavior, bad behaviour