Never Hillary and Never Trump become Hillary and Trump.
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"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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"You picked the wrong religion, period. I'm not going to argue about it."
"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
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"English lit-how about you?"
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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"Look, I have my misgivings, too, but what choice do we have except to stay the course?"
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"I took the road less travelled, and that got me ten to twenty."
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"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."
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"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"
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"I think you'll find this home has real storybook charm."
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The Projecting Psychic
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"I've got a bad feeling about this."
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"I suggest that we grab a bite first."
"You should probably pass if they offer stock options."
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