"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, flying, canceled, cancelled, desire, desires, wish, wishes, ruin your life, attention, announcement, announcements, problem, problems, departure gate, departure gates, cancellation, cancellations, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, menu, menus, ordering, order, orders, bad service, bad customer service, rude service, rude waiter, bad waiter, rude waiters, bad waiters, rude server, bad server, rude servers, bad servers, calorie, calories, counting calories, calorie cap, calorie caps, caloric intake, weight, watching your weight, diet, diets, dieting, going on a diet, losing weight, weight-loss, restriction, restrictions, restricting calories, overeating, chocolate cake, chocolate cakes, dessert, desserts, obesity, obesity crisis"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"
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restaurant, eating out, dining out, crayon, crayons, colouring in, coloring in, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, wait staff, waiting staff, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, slow service, kids menu, kid's menus, childrens menu, children's menus, drawing on placemats"It has a cream base because we hate you."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, bad service, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, hate, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, cream, base, bases, kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, health, unhealthy, diet, diets, dieting, fat, cholesterol, lactose intolerance, lactose intolerant"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
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mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, confiscate, confiscating, confiscation, officious, rude, theft, thief, antisocial, unsociable"If you wanted the no-smoking section, you should have said so."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, non-smoking, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, nicotine, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, second-hand smoke, no smoking, bad service, bad customer service, rude, section, sections"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."
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eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, rude customer, rude customers, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, threat, threats, threatening, privilege, privileged, getting your way"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
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coffee, getting coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, customer service, bad customer service, bad service, slow service, lazy, laziness, overstaffed, over-staffed, over complicated, over complication, over-complicated, over-complication, coffee bar, coffee bars, shirk, shirking, work idle, work-idle, impatient, impatience, irritated, irritating, decaf, decaf coffee, modern life, modern times, barista, baristas, red tape, committee, committees, liaison, liaisons, corporate structure, corporate structure s"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless"Have you been waiting long?"
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queue, queues, queuing, long queue, long queues, monotony, monotonous, waiting in line, wait in line, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bored, boring, boredom, line, lines, lined up, lining up, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, oblivious, obliviousness, stupid question, stupid questions, bad question, bad questions"Yours was the blue Prius with the two stoners passed out in back, right?"
"I'll take care of it impersonally."
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customer service, bad customer service, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, bad service, impersonal, customer rep, customer reps, customer representative, customer representatives, customer support, customer care, insensitive, insensitivity, indifferent, indifference, detachment, detached"You texted?"
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you called, text, texts, texting, smartphone addicts, smartphone addiction, smartphone addict, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, waiting staff, waitstaff, waiter, waiters, eating out, dining out, bad customer service, bad service"I'd recommend this."
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eating out, dining out, restaurant, waitstaff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, recommendation, recommendations, chefs special, chef's special, unprofesional, professionalism, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, sharing, sharing food, sharing a meal"The fish sticks here are very good."
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seagull, seagulls, fish stick, fish sticks, city life, urban life, restaurant, inconvenient, inconvenience, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, sharing a table, sharing your table, sharing a meal, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, fishConstructive Criticism
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complaint, complaints, complaining, complaints desk, complaints desks, complaints department, complaints departments, constructive criticism, modern life, customer, customers, customer service, bad customer service, confusing, confused, reword, rewording, sugar coat, sugar coating, feedback, customer feedback, consumer feedback"Do you mind listening to 'Eine Kleine Holdmusik'?"
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phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone calls, held call, held calls, on hold, hold music, eine kleine waldmusik, forest music, waldmusik, nachtmusik, night music, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, wait, waiting, customer service, bad customer service, violin, violins, violinist, violinists, musician, musicians, mozart"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."
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paris, france, french, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, tourist, tourism, tourists, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, independent, independence, liberty, freedom, individualism, individualistic, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, vain, egotistic, attitude, attitudes, superpower, superpowers, global superpower"An excellent selection, Madam. Yours was O.K., too, sir."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, excellent, selection, selections, ok, o.k., fine, rude waiter, rude server, bad customer service, bad service"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."
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valet parking, valet, valets, attendant, attendants, parking, parking garage, parking garages, car park, car parks, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, transportation"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
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fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fastfood outlet, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, speed, speedy, quick, fast, contradiction, contradictions, irony, ironic, eating out, eat out, dining out, patience, being patient, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, takeaway, takeaways, chips, fries, speedy fast