Bad Date Cartoons

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC38878
High Res:
3361x3245 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123809
High Res:
3619x3541 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC123789
High Res:
4629x4775 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating

"Your faucet is running."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC134820
High Res:
3224x3429 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC32542
High Res:
2025x1661 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wetland, wetlands, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, duck, ducks, passion, passions, date, dates, conservationist, conservationists, wildlife, natural habitat, natural habitats, bad date, bad dates, incompatible, first date, first dates, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, wildfowl

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38052
High Res:
2322x1929 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mansplain, mansplains, mansplains, know-it-all, know-it-alls, schubert, composer, composers, threaten, threatened, threatening, walk out, walks out, walking out, smart woman, smart women, threatened, threatening, toxic masculinity, threat, threats, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women, smart woman, smart women, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, bad date, bad dates, single life, single woman, single women

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141313
High Res:
5700x5492 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, second date, second dates, relationship problems, relationship issues, creep, creeps, creepy, mission, secret mission, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, bar, bars, drinking, drink, alcohol, friend, friends, mate, mates, dating problems, dating issues, dating difficulties, new relationship, new relationships, bad news, bad date, bad dates, bad night, red flag, red flags, dealbreaker, dealbreakers, deal breaker, deal breakers

"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC135168
High Res:
3020x3144 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
flat tax, fairtax, fair tax, tax rate, tax rates, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, conservative, conservatives, republican, republicans, libertarian, libertarians, obsession, obsessions, cut taxes, cutting taxes, right-wing, right-winger, right-wingers, singleminded, single-minded, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, tax plan, tax plans, bad date, bad dates, date, dating, single

"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC136963
High Res:
4770x4291 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dessert, desserts, conservation, conversations, bore, bores, boring, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, listen in, listens in, listening in, spy, spies, spying, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house team, couple, couples, turn tables, turning tables, chat, chats, chatting, chatter, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating

"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120890
High Res:
2000x2442 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy

"Whoops!...Forgot my wallet. Can you take care of this?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CX304587
High Res:
3200x2372 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, cheap date, cheap dates, money, finances, forgetting your wallet, paying the bill, bill, bills, check, checks, cheque, cheques, paying, man, men, unfunded, no funding, excuse, excuses

"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
Search ID:
CC29177
High Res:
2103x1474 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, bad date, bad dates, insult, insults, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, ego, egos, egoville, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, arrogant, arrogance, chatting up, flirt, flirts, flirting, rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, entitled

"I converse. You declaim."

Artist:
Roberts, Victoria
Search ID:
CC65826
High Res:
2000x1132 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, conversation, conversations, boring conversation, boring conversations, declaim, declaiming, lecture, lecturing, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, gender issues, self assured, self-assured

"I'm terribly sorry, but I forgot to bring my talking points."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC39288
High Res:
2191x1551 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, forgot, forgotten, forgetful, forgetting, talking point, talking points, dates, date, socialise, socialize, socialising, socializing, intorvert, introvert, socially awkward, social awkwardness, bad date, bad dates, social expectation, social expectations, modern life, modern times, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs

"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC143357
High Res:
3088x2165 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302838
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, dates, date, first date, blind date, press kit, press kits, publicity, publicist, publicists, publicity agent, publicity agents, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, marketing, agent, agencies, cyber dating, cyber dates, bad first date, bad first dates, bad date, bad dates, boring, boredom, bored, dating life, dating realities, dating troubles

"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC68698
High Res:
2400x2055 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mice, mouse, date, dates, cheese, cheeses, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, feelings, insensitive, insensitivity, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, boyfriend and girlfirend, boyfriends and girlfriends, bad date, bad dates

"I said it with jewelry. I said it with candy. I said it with flowers. She said it with a restraining order."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302694
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
creep, creeps, creeper, creepers, creepy, unwanted attention, stalker, stalkers, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, crime, harassment, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, unrequited love, jewellery, jewelery, candy, chocolates, flowers, gift, gifts, present, presents, ex, exes, divorce, divorces, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups

"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133888
High Res:
2988x2725 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dating, date, dates, marriage, married, marriage proposal, dropping a hint, dropping hints, future plans, uninterested, bad date, bad dates, awkward, unhappy, dislike, blind date, first date, couple, couples, rejected, rejection, denied, proposal gone wrong, uncertain, uncertainty

"I don't like people knowing things about me."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC68923
High Res:
2000x1822 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, man of mystery, bad communication, no communication, uncommunicative, pretension, pretentiousness, pretentious, unhelpful, bad relationship, bad relationships, dark past, sob story, sob stories, secret, secrets, keeping secrets, self importance, self importance, self-important, self-importance

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302525
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
date, dates, dating, blind date, blind dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, men, man, woman, women, facial hair, beard, beards, mustache, moustache, moustaches, stubble, 5 o'clock shadow, hipster, hipsters, man bun, man buns, ponytail, ponytails

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303009
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, narrative skills, storyteller, storytellers, narrator, narrators, narration, liar, liars, lying, bending the truth, telling stories, dishonest, dishonesty, unbelievable, untruthful, talented, skilled, bad sign, red flag, suspicious, questionable

"This is positively your worst vacation idea ever!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB401026
High Res:
2577x3601 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacation destination, holiday destination, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, love-life, vacation idea, holiday idea, travel plan, travel plans, sightseer, sightseers, sight-seer, sight-seers, sightseeing, sight-seeing, movie, movies

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC138661
High Res:
4605x3684 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC124395
High Res:
3647x3490 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chatting