"I converse. You declaim."
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"You're certainly a lot less fun since the operation."
"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."
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"We thought we were going out with Laverne and Shirley, but it turned out to be Thelma and Louise."
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"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"Most of all I love your vulnerability."
"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
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"I see you have a cat."
"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
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"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."
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"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."
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"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
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"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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"Your faucet is running."
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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
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"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
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"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."
"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
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"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
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"Careful. Straw in drink is closer than it appears."
"Your hair is chaotic, but you're really quite together."