Bad Date Cartoons

Bad Date Cartoons

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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

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"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

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"Your faucet is running."

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"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

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"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

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"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

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"I'm sure you're a nice man, but I'm not interested in hearing your plan for a flat tax."

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"Either have dessert or a more interesting conversation."

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"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

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"Whoops!...Forgot my wallet. Can you take care of this?"

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"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

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Bad Date cartoon 13 of 77

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"I converse. You declaim."

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"I'm terribly sorry, but I forgot to bring my talking points."

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"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."

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"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

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"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

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"I said it with jewelry. I said it with candy. I said it with flowers. She said it with a restraining order."

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"I'm not proposing marriage, but I'm not ruling it out, either."

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Bad Date cartoon 20 of 77

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"I don't like people knowing things about me."

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"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

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Bad Date cartoon 22 of 77

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"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

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Bad Date cartoon 23 of 77

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"This is positively your worst vacation idea ever!"

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Bad Date cartoon 24 of 77

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"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

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" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

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