"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes"OK, Cynthia, I'll tell you about my hopes and dreams, my joys and my passions. But be forewarned - they all concern a particular sports team."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, deep discussion, deep discussions, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, joy, joys, passion, passions, sport, sports, sports team, sports teams, fan, fans, obsessive fan, obsessive fans, rabid fan, rabid fans, super fan, super fans, obsessive, too attached, addicted, addiction, addictions, bad date, bad dates, blind date, blind dates, first date, first dates"We thought we were going out with Laverne and Shirley, but it turned out to be Thelma and Louise."
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celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, date, dates, sitcom, sitcoms, movie, movies, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, feminism, feminist, feminists, feminist movie, feminist movies, feminist film, femonist films, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs, movie character, movie characters, female stereotype, female stereotypes, girlfriends, bad date, bad dates"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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date, dates, first dates, first dates, bad date, bad dates, escape, escaping, boring date, boring dates, ottoman empire, the ottoman empire, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, one died conversation, one sided conversations"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind dates"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
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online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates"I see you have a cat."
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cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, pet owner, pet owners, cat scratcher, cat scratchers, priorities, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, mad cat woman"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
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musician, musicians, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, dedicate, dedication, next song, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, dating problems, dating issues, love, loved and lost, scheduling conflict, scheduling conflicts, conflict, conflicts, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, bad timing, bad date, bad dates, mistake, mistakes"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."
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bird, birds, telegraph wire, telegraph wires, telephone wire, telephone wires, conversation, conversations, awkward conversation, awkward conversations, boring conversation, boring conversations, chirp, chirping, dawn chorus, morning chorus, date, dates, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, awkward date, awkward, dates"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, bad sign, red flag, expert, experts, expertise, confidence, self-confidence, self-esteem, inflated, overblown, arrogant, ego, know-it-all, intellectual, intellectuals, man, men, interrupting"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
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date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, bad date, bad dates, insult, insults, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, ego, egos, egoville, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, arrogant, arrogance, chatting up, flirt, flirts, rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, entitled"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."
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partner, partners, life partner, life partners, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage material, attraction, unattractive, desire, desires, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, grow old, growing old, long-term relationships, frank, frankness, honest, honesty, date, dates, dating"I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I saw you jacket."
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jacket, jackets, person style, fashion choice, fashion choices, unfashionable, mens fashion, men's fashion, silly clothes, silly clothing, mock, mocking, insult, insults, insulting, laugh, laughing, laughter, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, bad date, bad dates"Your faucet is running."
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idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
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frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flier miles, frequent-flier miles, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, failed writer, failed writers, sob story, sob stories, bad writer, bad writers, giving up, give up, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, flirt, flirts, bad date, bad dates, paris" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
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self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chatting"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
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hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, awkward date, awkward dates, manhattan, new york new york city, ny, nyc"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
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