"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
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Tags:royal, royals, kings and queens, royalty, king and queen, throne, thrones, throne room, the throne rooms, furniture, interior design, surprise, surprises, nasty surprise, nasty surprises, bad decision, bad decisions, andirondack chair, adirondack chairs, garden furniture, deck chair, deck chairs, collapsible furniture
"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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A ski jumper rethinks his decision.
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"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."
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"English lit-how about you?"
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"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."
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"Discovering that the light at the end of the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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"So much for listening to one's muse."
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Popeye Switches to Kale.
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The Stages of Wine
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"What would I do differently if you had my life to live over again?"
"Good luck getting a job now."
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"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."
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"Get me rewrite!"
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"I hate what we've become."
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"I took the road less travelled, and that got me ten to twenty."
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"Can I call you back? I'm still recovering from a night of binge hiring."
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"I'm curious, who referred you to me ?"
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"If I hadn't listened to my broker I'd have missed a wonderful opportunity to lose everything."
"I'm not worried - I've got after-life insurance."