Bad For You: A Restaurant
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"Sorry, sir, but none of our food is very good. It's the chef's way of punishing the rich."
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"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."
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"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"
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Airline- The Restaurant
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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"
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"Just keep reminding yourself that canned is better than dry."
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Food-Snob Fear Factor
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"My bouche was not amused."
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"I'm sending it back. This doesn't taste funny at all."
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"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."
"I, for one, have had it with arugala."
"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
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"I'll have number four, "None of the above."
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"If we can't find all the ingredients, we'll just make something horrible."
How Bad Could It Be?
"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"
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Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning
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"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."
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"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."
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New From Why? Books
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"I don't know why your food is bad... everything was done right."
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